remedial botard

stupid and beyond retarded.

aaron and sarah and rosa are remedial botards because they are very stupid hence remedial and cannot pass regular classes. thus remedial botard

by yahairalizmonica December 14, 2006

Botany Bay Steamer

The art of catching a fish, gutting it then laying a turd inside it before steaming and serving to your mother-in-law explaning the corn and carrots are part of your special herb mix.

The mother-in-law is coming to dinner tonight so I'm off to catch a Botany Bay Steamer for her.

by Yobboford June 12, 2010

Paradigm Shifting Epiphany of Botanical Knowledge

To smoke weed

I just had a paradigm shifting epiphany of botanical knowledge and now I have the munchies.

by Botanist420 July 31, 2010

botard

an upstate new york replacement for retard; origin being from boces programs

You fucking botard pot does not escape your system in 24 hours

by Fishnets May 12, 2004

Botanical Pressure

determines whether it is the right time to have a bonfire

The botanical pressure is just right. Shit let's get that fire goin'

by Hawkeye93 May 22, 2011

Botan Rice Candy

Orange clouds of yummy perfection. A sugary orgasm of the mouth. A delicious delight that lifts you into a heavenly realm only eperienced by those who have tasted true citrus excitement.

Candice: Ohhh man. *moans*

Cassie: What's wrong?!

Candice: Nothing at all, I'm just enjoying some sweeeeet Botan Rice Candy.

by `CandiCane August 7, 2008

Botox Cry

When a person, typically someone "famous", tries to shed tears, but due to the amount of plastic surgery they've had done, no tears are visible and it is unknown if they actually have emotions.

Did you see that Heidi Montag interview? She was trying to show emotions, but all that came out was a Botox cry.

by CiSH_Fo_Sho February 20, 2010