Boris Johnson

The outgoing British Prime Minister with a bad haircut and worse face, he’s another person who has made populism a dirty word.

Boris Johnson couldn’t handle his Parliament much less his own affairs. While everyone else had to cut back on parties and other get-togethers a few years ago, he had to turn Number 10 Downing Street into a nightclub.

by The Real Canadian July 07, 2022

Boris Johnson

A very sexy creature

Boris Johnson is so sexy- have you seen his gigantic abdominals?

by AnakinSurvivedGangRape January 27, 2021

Boris Johnson

If I could suck your dick for a penny, you'd have a pound.

Boris Johnson, solid bloke, noticed that bulge too

by Sexually Attractive Big Mac March 22, 2020

Boris Johnson

An icon. (Way better then the orange who lives in America)

Boris Johnson is way better then Donald Trump periodt.

by Mills.b May 23, 2021

boris johnson

gay fat blond cunt

your a boris johnson

by benitomussolinio November 19, 2020

Boris Johnson Defence

when someone slams the tory government, they bring up Labour's faults despite not being in power since 2010

I can't think of an argument so I'll use the Boris Johnson defence

by WelshNutter July 29, 2022

Boris Johnson

An absolute god. Most worshipped man in the UK and Nigel Farage's future Boxing opponent.
Has a unique skill set including:
Boxing
Basketball
Rugby
Favourite activity: Shoulder barging/Rugby tackling children.
Leaders such as Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un will all fall to this man.

OMG, that guy isn't a Chad, he's more than a Chad, He's a Boris Johnson!!!

by BIGMAC JR JR February 12, 2023