I started dating a guy after my husband passed, I thought he was my chapter 2, turns out he was just a bookmark between chapters.
by Abbeyskiki July 12, 2023
When you’re sitting on the toilet but can’t finish wiping because life gets in the way. So before leaving the toilet you place some toilet paper up there so you can pick up wiping where you left off without getting poop in and on your clothes after the distraction is dealt with.
Alice heard the dogs barking so she placed some toilet paper in her butt to bookmark it for later. After retrieving the dogs she came back to the toilet and finished wiping.
by Mack Daddy 88 July 21, 2024
Let's agree to bookmark this
by magic miles May 04, 2015
When you accidentally send a copied porn link within an unrelated communication, but can use that communication to revisit said link.
Had an inquiry on my resume, but responded with a sneaky bookmark. Guess I'll save that email for later.
by SycOG13 May 27, 2022
keep a pouch of sweetcorn in your wallet like 6 or 7 bits, when you have had a really nice meal out and want to know the value within your body then eat the sweetcorn, check your poop over next few days and once the sweetcorn is visible you know that meal has been pooped out.
by justICEmanp April 26, 2023
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 02, 2025
A male or female that keeps record or can recall all the people they have been with, meaning as dating and or sleeping with.
The other day I was talking with a friend about my boyfriend and our conversation suddenly jumped to all the guys she has been with. What a bookmark whore!
by You Defined Me August 04, 2011