Banjolicker

One who appreciates the timelessness of licking inside the holes in banjos. The term has developed to mean licking inside of any hole. ;) Banjolickers originated in Mexico and was a job done primarily by men. When banjos were first created the outer rim of the hole needed to be wetted for better playing sound and musical satisfaction. Banjolickers continue to bring satisfaction in a variety of ways to people everywhere, including the bedroom. ;)

person 1- "eh man, yer breath smells like the rear end of a donkey, did you not think to brush yer teeth this mornin' laddy?"
person 2- "nah,i was in too much of a rush to meet ya"
person 1- "what were ya doin' that made yer breath smell so ranky?"
person 2- "up all night with ma girlfriend, if ya know what i mean"
person 1- "oh yer a banjolicker aren't ya laddy?"
person 2- "yeah, i could lick banjos all day if i could, if ya see what i'm gettin' at"
person 1- "oh you gnarly hornball"
person 2- "ya gotta get yerself some banjos to lick, laddy!"
person 1- "i'm workin' on it, some of us av a job ya know!"
person 2- "yeah, mine is in the bedroom with the girlies"
person 1- "can't say that i'm not jealous of em"
person 2- "well lucky for ya i gotta cancelation this morning, now i av some free time.."
person 1- "meet me in the potty chamber"
person 2- "bring yer banjo"
person 1- "bring yer tongue"

by Kinky Clothespin July 14, 2009

banjo elbow

When a pitcher's elbow is shot after years of abuse.

I can't believe the Diamondbacks just gave Arroyo a 23.5 million dollar contract. He has had a banjo elbow for years.

by bearcatim February 23, 2014

Banjoab

A Sexy Beast. One with a huge cock, and gigantic balls. Known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. The females dig Banjoab. Often used to describe a good friend.Describes a friend that wouldn't leave other friends if they had a flat tire.

Also known as Thundercock
Hung Like a Dragon

Is seen as more attractive by men then women unfortunately

"what is your boyfriend's name?"
"Steve"
"If only he was a Banjoab"

by New Tree Gran April 26, 2015

Strum the Banjo

When your partner grasps your penis with one hand and vigorously strokes your banjo string on the underside of the penis up and down with two fingers until you bust a nut.

The banjo sting is medically known as the the frenulum.

Nothing makes me bust a nut faster than when Rachel strums the banjo.

I let the babysitter strum the banjo last night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018

The Ant's Banjo

Comparable (but superior) to the Bee's Knees, the Cat's Pajamas & the Dog's Tuxedo - this idiom is used to refer to the coolest of things. Used by modern hipsters everywhere - this quirky phrase has caught on like wildfire in the hip enclaves of New York, Los Angeles & Hollywood. When asked about this new up-and-coming catchphrase - some have been quoted as saying "its so cool, its the Ant's Banjo."

Yo - Sarah Jessica Parker is the Ant's Banjo son.
Nah, that bitch looks like a horse!

by Elizabeth Altnew April 15, 2011

banjo lips

Racial slur directed at blacks.

Comes from the common large size of their lips.

WHOA! You're one banjo lipped tree swinger! C'mon, let's play some tunes!

by Milk and Cereal July 8, 2004

I hear banjo music

"I hear banjo music" refers to isolated, dangerous places; with an allusion to the film Deliverance (1972).

We're really in the boonies. I hear banjo music.

by Cranberry Bob December 4, 2019