schlonger bonger

Someone’s schlong which is that long to the point where they accidentally bong their schlong into others.

Bob: Harry is a schlonger bonger, he hit me 10 times yesterday.

by Toastor January 5, 2021

Bongeral

The facey art of smooshing.

Also see: smoosh

I got bongeraled last night and she loved my bushwinkle.

The bongeral was wet, clammy and red at the end of it all.

by TommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmTTTT April 19, 2009

Chong Bonger

A cheeky but friendly jibe or insult for person who is perceived as silly or absent minded in a blissfully unaware sort of way.

"Alex, wake up! you're such a Chong Bonger!"

by Andy N Wood November 14, 2007

bongers

An adjective used to describe a person who smokes large amounts of marijuana.

He is such a pot head, he is completely bongers.

by mal_tez92 October 15, 2009

bonged out

Interchangable with monged or monged out."Bonged out" is the state you are left in after partaking in the prolonged inhalation of combusted canabis (herbal or hash) smoke & vapour drawn up through water in a smoking device known as a bong. See mongathon and bongathon.

After smokin' that rope bar we was totally bonged out, innit see! I couldnt even see the fucking Playstation!

by Hurnia January 2, 2007

bongers

greatest last name granted to a person. Usually resides in a man cave, playing madden. Very fun name to say. Ladies flock to anybody with this last name.

-What are you doing tonight?
-Hanging out with bongers bro! Gonna play some madden in the man cave.

by Juggans January 1, 2011

Bonger

One who is severely lacking in hair, teeth and brain cells. Yet continues to think they’re a beast.

Hey, get a load of that Bonger, I’ve seen more hair on a newborn!

by FreedomWilkinson October 24, 2018