- someone usually from the midwest, whom lives in a small town but does not live on a farm and do all that labor. usually on the poorer side.. but have a very posative view on life.
- a kid whom has grown up in a small town of the midwest , whom moves away for a bit, but always comes back to the home town. usually for the familiarity of it all
- a kid whom has grown up in a small town of the midwest , whom moves away for a bit, but always comes back to the home town. usually for the familiarity of it all
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