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Tongue Boarding

A form of kissing torture where in place of water, the tongue is used to deprive the recipients oxygen and create the sensation of drowning in tongue.
I was just trying to be nice so I let him kiss me, little did I know I needed to take a deep breath to make it through a session of tongue boarding!
by Relentless 34 September 15, 2014
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face boarding

The action corresponding to when you’re laying on your back and using your phone, but you’re so tired that the phone slips from your fingers and smacks you in the face.
I was on TikTok last night until I began face boarding.
by Buzz Kill Bill ☠️ January 8, 2021
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Butt Boarding

When someone sits on their ass for too long. Not to be confused with exercise.
Dexter, World of Warcraft has kept you butt boarding far too long. Go meet some girls.
by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010
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grass boarding

"grass boarding" to take a snowboard and/or a sled and tie it to the back of a quad or dirtbike and be pulled on grass.
person1-damnit whens it going to snow
person2-well how about we just go grass boarding
by theblauth December 10, 2008
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Taft Boarding School

There are very strange teachers here. The kids are actually valid as fuck. The campus is very nice and green just like my ass. We all love each other here, maybe too much if you know what I mean... We get a shit ton of homework but we are smart as hell. Obviously way better that Hotchkiss. No places for girls named Kyle because thats just fucking weird. If you are not from America, you can still come AND HAVE A GOOD TIME.
i Love My school. Its called Taft Boarding School. I am so glad I am here instead of Choate or Hotchkiss.
by Actual Fatties September 6, 2019
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boarding school

A school you live at. A lot of times you get sent there when you're bad, or when you're parents are hella rich.
Aww Brian got sent off to boarding school after his parents caught him selling drugs!
by Jeweliepop February 14, 2009
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water boarding

Alternate spelling of waterboarding. There are several variations on the technique, but it generally involves holding a subject's head in a declined position and forcing water into their airway, thus inducing a feeling of terror as the body believes it is drowning. If performed correctly, water boarding does not leave marks and is not lethal.
Water boarding is not nearly as much fun as boogie boarding.
by yaolinglingjiu February 14, 2012
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