Pepto Bismol

The most obscene commercial jingle ever!

Commercial: "Heartburn, nausea, indigestion, upset stomach DIARREAH, yay pepto bismol!"
Friend1: Hey bud, pass me some of that diarreah over there!
Friend2: Want some pepto bismol on it?
Friend1: Yeah! that'll take the shitty taste out of it!

by Yelsew Foolface April 11, 2005

The Boisclair

Eating out your girlfriend while she is on top of you, and then she queefs in your face.

Dude that ugly skank just pulled "The Boisclair" on me.

by JRIZZLE FIZZLE January 18, 2009

da bois

Usually a group of young scholars who intend to have a loose night on the beers. A meeting of "da bois" is often referred to in a 3 word title following the formula 'Beers, Bois, B******' .

"da bois" can be found at your local pub or club on a regular basis, and are known to many other young males as 'da bois'.

beers, bois, bibles

Individual: I took a girl home last night and bois'd her in the bois.

da bois: BOIS!

by turbo123132 December 27, 2011

BaoIsm

BaoIsm belief states that everyone good or bad starts at Hell which is known as "earth" itself. Once a person passes on however, they will reform into a heaven no matter what sin's or crimes they have committed. This "heaven" will be based on what the person believed in before passing, and what their morals and values were. The heaven will then open at "gates" like in many stories and you will pass through. As many churches try to implement the same belief in thousands of people, such as Christianity. This is only to get many people under the same heaven, but it will not be the heaven that is based on the person's real beliefs that are locked under the power of the 'bible'. It may just be a conspiracy theory against churches, but it is a possible answer. Now people wonder what happen to the "bad" people, they must be tortured as well correct? Well, since their morals and beliefs was doing bad things then they will pass on to a "heaven" that is suited to them. You may call their version of "heaven" to really be a "hell", but in truth it is a "heaven" that befits their state of mind before passing. There is no written instruction or manuscript on BaoIsm, but it is written in the hearts and minds of every person.

BaoIsm is not a religion, it is a way of life.

by Epic Phail October 7, 2008

The Bois

A group of self-stylized young men or teenage boys. They like to share their exuberance for life and barely controlled testosterone through group activities. These strange bonding rituals are usually done in public, maybe in the hope of gaining the attention of a possible female sexual partner, but also to increasing their bravado and thus gain peer esteem. These displays usually include inane childish, and often dangerous activities and interactions. Replaces the now archaic "The Lads".

I'll be hanging with the Bois at the beach, checking the talent.
"Me n the Bois, chillin in the school office, waiting for the principal to arrive.

by steveieweavie February 20, 2020

Boish

When a person is one of the boish they are officially one of the lads and can spend time with the boish.

Rennie : "Why's Beefy standing beside us?"

Matt : "He just wants to be one of the boish"

by rennie_hfc January 28, 2009

Sink the Bismarck

When you take a crap and the stools are exceptionally large.

"Man, after eating that block of cheese yesterday I really had to play Sink the Bismarck this morning"

by castufari September 5, 2007