The Boerboel is a large, mastiff-type dog breed from South Africa that is bred for the purpose of guarding the homestead and working the farm. They are one of the most powerful dog breeds in the world and have an estimated bite force around 800-850 PSI. Individual boerboels have been documented killing Adult male leopards. Also, many w-words, especially those who happen to be white have a history of having sex with boerboels due to the average male boerboel having a penis size of 10 inches. These women are called boerboel naaiers, and the knowledge of these women is called being dogpilled.
Vermaak: Yo, Pieters, I just got a boerboel for defending my homestead against nog attacks
Pieters: Very good my friend, have you seen videos of dog vs nog where the boerboel absolutely obliterates the nog as if it were a white w-word's pussy?
Pieters: Very good my friend, have you seen videos of dog vs nog where the boerboel absolutely obliterates the nog as if it were a white w-word's pussy?
by HandleBrake12 July 2, 2020
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In certain cases the bober does not necessarily have to be sober.
(The word goes best in the phrase sober bober.)
In certain cases the bober does not necessarily have to be sober.
(The word goes best in the phrase sober bober.)
Sam is such a sober bober! He's been bobering us all night. I just want to drink. I don't want to hear about the consequences of my actions.
by coletraine March 27, 2011
Get the Bober mug.The greatest sports talk show on the radio. It is broadcast on Chicago's AM 670 or on the internet. The show features special segments such as "Who ya Crappin'", where listeners call in and call people out for saying dumb stuff, and "Friday Fung", where a topic is chosen and listeners call in to tell strories about the topic. It is on from 2PM to 6PM and is perfect for distracting you from work.
Terry Boers is a hilarious and goofy old man that makes some of the best comments about various public (and pubic) figures I have ever heard. His greatest line was after being confused about a caller's point he said, "I am all turned around like Heath Ledger." He also does outrageous promotions and sometimes you think he has had a few in the studio.
Dan Bernstein is a very smart Duke graduate who is also a pretty funny guy, but with a dryer sense of humor than Terry. He hates Barry Bonds and other raging ass hats who live in a state of denial about what really happens in the sports world.
The producer is Matt Abattacola who is "to drinking what Kenyans are to running." He prefers Captain and Cokes and is sometimes seen downtown walking around as the show is on the air. Great guy who is pretty fun to drink with.
Terry Boers is a hilarious and goofy old man that makes some of the best comments about various public (and pubic) figures I have ever heard. His greatest line was after being confused about a caller's point he said, "I am all turned around like Heath Ledger." He also does outrageous promotions and sometimes you think he has had a few in the studio.
Dan Bernstein is a very smart Duke graduate who is also a pretty funny guy, but with a dryer sense of humor than Terry. He hates Barry Bonds and other raging ass hats who live in a state of denial about what really happens in the sports world.
The producer is Matt Abattacola who is "to drinking what Kenyans are to running." He prefers Captain and Cokes and is sometimes seen downtown walking around as the show is on the air. Great guy who is pretty fun to drink with.
The other day I was listening to Boers and Bernstein while drinking Alice White wine and was laughing my ass off.
by BigSmooth13 December 14, 2007
Get the Boers and Bernstein mug.To be that of pertaining to the root of Bier. Some people may have this as a last name but don't necessarily pertain to this group. Formal definition includes: Looking like a gigantic penis, hoping that your girlfriend aborts your child, not paying child support, and being an overall Wigger in the 1st Degree.
by Zionbeliever February 27, 2009
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Get the bierdring mug.A slang with origins from the midwest that is similar to a tongue fuck. The tongue is repeatedly jabbed (bobbed) in a partner's asshole. The act is used after sex to clean out the asshole of "doo" (a runny mix of semen and fecal matter). A good boberdoo job creates suction, slurping noises and the fast bobbing of the head of the person performing the act. The word is best said with good midwestern accent.
"Hey John, when you are done giving me anal, can you clean me out with a boberdoo?"
"Have you seen the ass on my new girl? I gave her the boberdoo of a lifetime"
"Have you seen the ass on my new girl? I gave her the boberdoo of a lifetime"
by ledirious August 10, 2016
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by EliseDoesUrbanDics May 23, 2018
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