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Bober

Someone who is sober and hangs around people who are drinking, drunk, and/or under the influence of other substances, and tries to ruin their fun.

In certain cases the bober does not necessarily have to be sober.
(The word goes best in the phrase sober bober.)
Sam is such a sober bober! He's been bobering us all night. I just want to drink. I don't want to hear about the consequences of my actions.
by coletraine March 27, 2011
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Bobker Juice

A screwdriver made in a Poland Spring bottle with exactly 6 shots of Absolut vodka to be consumed in exactly one half hour.
That Bobker Juice got me in the zone, man.
by 401Krew September 3, 2006
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Bobeked

When you try to do something thinking is going to be cool and completely fail and you look like an idiot or are put in an awkward situation!
Guy goes to grab a girls hand to get her attention at the bar an accidentaly knocks her drink in her lap! She was Bobeked!!!!
by Dirtyd75056 January 23, 2014
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boberdoo

A slang with origins from the midwest that is similar to a tongue fuck. The tongue is repeatedly jabbed (bobbed) in a partner's asshole. The act is used after sex to clean out the asshole of "doo" (a runny mix of semen and fecal matter). A good boberdoo job creates suction, slurping noises and the fast bobbing of the head of the person performing the act. The word is best said with good midwestern accent.
"Hey John, when you are done giving me anal, can you clean me out with a boberdoo?"
"Have you seen the ass on my new girl? I gave her the boberdoo of a lifetime"
by ledirious August 10, 2016
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bobertia

A really juicy man with lots and lots of fishy toes. He will juice your mom on the daily. He will finesse your double chin in any way he can.
Bobertia will fish your toes
by EliseDoesUrbanDics May 23, 2018
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Blue Bobber

Performing oral sex on an unwashed penis that’s amassed a little ripe, tangy dick cheese around the tip.
I was choking on his blue bobber. It really smelled like a fine blue vein cheese.

I tried to feed her my blue bobber but she made me shower.
by Dick Onchin November 5, 2020
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National Bobert day

Bobert is a plastic doll we pary to every year on August eighth

We start at 12 PM and say our prayer about Bobert and our favourite thing about Bobert
what day id aug 8th?
National Bobert Day!
by Hebebebebebebe August 7, 2022
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