Sara: Hey, you know Blythe?
Friend: Yes, what about him?
Sara: He has a tiny penis. Like it’s smaller than a baby carrot.
Friend: Damn!
Friend: Yes, what about him?
Sara: He has a tiny penis. Like it’s smaller than a baby carrot.
Friend: Damn!
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Girl 1: Do you know Blythe from Starry Knights?
Girl 2: Who?
Girl 1: Starry Knights is a story on Wattpad and Blythe is the male lead. Read it and then you'll thank me
Girl 2: Ok
2 hours later.....
Girl 2: OH MY GODS!
Girl 2: Who?
Girl 1: Starry Knights is a story on Wattpad and Blythe is the male lead. Read it and then you'll thank me
Girl 2: Ok
2 hours later.....
Girl 2: OH MY GODS!
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