Bloked

Getting fucked by a physically bigger male

I got off with Dwayne Johnson He proper BLOKED me

by George BISHOOPPPPP August 26, 2018

blowed your doors off

See blow your doors off.

See blow your doors off for example.

by Downstrike May 30, 2004

Bloset

A combination Bathroom/Closet.

Q. Was your hotel nice? A. No, it had a Bloset...I had to walk through a sliding closet door to go potty and the clothes hangers were in the same room!

by Victor Vector December 9, 2008

Blored

Blored (adj): When one attains a state of being blazed out of his/her mind, then suddenly and unfortunately bored off his/her ass.

This state is commonly accompanied by 'bunchies' which is our bodies natural defense mechanism against the 'boredom x munchies equation' by filling the emptiness of time with eating massive amounts of food.

Brian: Hey, did you call me?

Chris: Ya bro, what are you doing? I'm blored as fuck.

Brian: Sorry man I'm at work!

Chris: Shit. I'm so blored.

Brian: Ya. I'm at work, peace.

by Bushes of Kooshes May 20, 2012

blosejob

A sex act where one partner sucks on another's nose, akin to a blowjob.

Dude, she gave me a blosejob last night.
Dude, that's so hot!
*high fives*

by Lysanderof May 21, 2018

Bloed poes

Bloody vagina

That time of month she must have a bloed poes

by Monster Juan February 5, 2021

blœd

Bloed- A person who has been heartbroken to many times

"Yo did you hear what just happened with his relationship, he is a blœd now"

by Hesideas December 5, 2021