Blobness Monster

Where you inflate your dick to massive proportions. Then whip it out, and let it float around on the bank of the lake. Then let people jump on it. Then the next person in line goes up the ladder, and jumps down on to it, and it launches the person into the air, and into the lake.

" Bruh... last weekend I was so horny that I
pulled a good ole' Blobness monster .

by Binky Winky June 13, 2017

Blobby Law

stupid laws that us trippin Jits be breakin

"Bro that Stamp Act of 1765 lowkey a blobby law."

by gib_ September 21, 2021

The Blobby Killers

A band created by two soldiers from the Alabama Army National Guard while serving in Afghanistan. They are known for writing songs making fun of fellow soldiers who do something only a freakin' moron would do. Known FOB wide for their first hit BWS or Black Water Soldier, they have also written hits such as Sergeant of the Week, Have it Your Way, and Kyle's Song.

The Blobby Killers are the most awesome band ever!- Miller

by entrthedragn September 11, 2009

Choobie blobs

A word that defines cute adorable things, mainly desired by girls also anything squishy that makes you smile

A woman sees chubby cheeks starts pinching them and says aww choobie blobs

by Shawada February 3, 2014

Swiss Family Blobinson

A family group where all members are slightly to grossly obese.

As I was walking down the mall towards the Smithsonian, I was nearly trampled by a Swiss Family Blobinson

by ferricoxide July 7, 2011

Blarb

A word that is an exuberance of emotion as a result of boredom.

The first guy: HEY BUDDY! What's up? Other guy: Blarb.

by Carlow Motowski December 25, 2004

Cum Blobs

pretty self-explanatory - blobs of cum.

When you're doin' it doggy-style in your girlfriends front room while you're watching Space Jam, you blow your load, pull out, she stands up and huge cum blobs fall from the heavens.

by The Ladybug Picnic February 18, 2009