Blonded

Reference to frank ocean’s beautiful album “blonde” as seen on the album cover franky Frank has his hand over his face while in the shower but the crucial part is the placement of the hand on the face, so when you see a fellow fan or are listening to the exquisite music of frank or a shawty has you in the blonde bag or wanna new move just bust out the blonde and just copy the hand placement over your face....feel blonde shawty feel blonde🌙

“damn homie Zay n Alex really just hit the blonde on dem bitches doe“~earl
“damn they blonded as fuck”~Tyler

by Prettyboyzay🌙 March 24, 2020

Blondefish

A girl or boy with blonde hair who has no memory/ easily forget things the phrase that would be used id memory like a goldfish, but seeing as she / he is also blonde and has blonde moments, but also forgetting things the term blondefish is used to describe them forgetting and not knowing simple things.

Jess says: I told you that a second ago
Amelia replied: oh ye I forgot I’m just having a blondefish moment

by Just another blonde November 27, 2022

Color Blonde

When some is not color blind, but they dress like it. Browns with blacks, pinks with oranges... You get the idea. A fashion faux pas that can be knocked up to a blonde moment. These people should not leave the house until they have looked in the mirror one last time. Guys are the worst offenders as they have no fashion sense at all. Guys, check with your woman or gay friend so that you aren't accused of being color blonde.

Jeff is so color blonde. Who ever heard of wearing plaid with stripes!?

by Absolom76 September 28, 2009

Connecticut blonde

The second-phase incarnation of the basic bitch. These are painfully average chicks who just happen to have suspiciously nice hair. Typically holding degrees from random midwestern schools, in shit that doesn't really matter. Their chromatic equivalent would be beige. They're really into Ann Taylor LOFT sweaters, Pinterest, and weddings. You end up marrying them because your parents approve, and there's no good reason not to. Often targeting men of higher economic class, they are essentially the most insidious form of gold digger. Rarely do they have anything nice to say; they are usually inordinately snotty. They'll almost never give blowjobs, and will drag you to couples counseling after discovering your Brazzers account, citing "emotional infidelity."

Jessica is totally a typical Connecticut blonde. She found out Adam got a lap dance at his bachelor party 4 years ago, now she's making him sleep on the couch, and staged an intervention with his mom and sisters to address his "issues." Is she for real?

by nopenothingtoseehere December 2, 2014

San Jose Blonde

noun - Asian girl, typically with naturally long black hair that has been chemically altered with bleach or hydrogen peroxide. Normally found in San Jose, CA. Associated closely to the natural blonde and gold digger. Drawn to locations where guys have luxury cars.

Dude, did you see that San Jose blonde jocking my ride.

by shortcut3d October 1, 2008

Strawberry Blonde

The mix between red hair and blonde hair. As this hair color is relatively uncommon, some people will call their hair blonde and some will call it red/ginger. It's appropriate name, however, is strawberry blonde. It looks like light red hair.

Dave Mustaine, frontman of the Thrash Metal.band Megadeth, has strawberry blonde hair.

by Rattlehead96 July 13, 2012

blondenosis

(sub-variant of hairnosis)

A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:



- a great abundance of natural blonde hair,

or, more often,

- a great abundance of bleached blonde hair.



The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.

Brunettes and redheads think that women who use blondenosis are stupid and fake (but not as stupid as the guys who are deceived by it).

Brunette at party: "Can't that cute guy see that fake blonde for what she is?"

Redhead at party: "Only if he snaps out of the blondenosis by taking a long, second look."

by One Stark Reality April 11, 2008