two blocker

The definitive sound system for a car driven by a bogan. Usually associated with Australian western suburbs, a two-blocker is a car fitted with fully sick sub woofers and stereo system which can be heard from at least two suburban blocks of the sounds origin. Sadly, 99% of the music is of the 'doof-doof' variety. Drivers of a two-blocker have other interests such as "even more fully sick cars with louder two blockers"

"Ahhhh yuleh, I fully heard this sick two blocker pumpin' past the house"
"Sick, what a siiiick c**t"

by sixwedgenine November 10, 2005

Otto's Magic Blocks

A children's computer game consisting of a small, pink blob with stubs for legs and bright shining eyes, bouncing through a magical world of rainbows and ice cream and candy. This world is believed to represent the inner workings of the mind and soul of Sir Paul McCartney.

Ringo: "Hey Paul, have you played Otto's Magic Blocks?"
Paul: "I am Otto's Magic Blocks."

by K. E. M. August 10, 2009

Blocked Rangers

A bulgarian facebook community of 'blocked rangers' that share common blocked topics and information(pictures,videos,quotations etc..) among the community itself. The blocked information can be funny,not funny,useful,unuseful or simply be blocked information.

-Ima li blokirali reinjuri? (-Are there any blocked rangers around?)
-Minimum! (-Minimum!)

by a blocked ranger October 21, 2011

blocked and reported

When a friend sends something really foolish. That is how one replies,

Sasha: if clouds weigh so much, why aren't they crushing the planes in the air?
Nicole: Sasha, you're blocked and reported.

by Zappinzahra October 6, 2017

Lead Blocker

A large person you follow behind to get to the front of a crowded bar. Similar to how a running back follows an offensive lineman in football.

Chris: I've been waiting in this line for like 10 minutes, how'd you get drinks so fast?

Geo: I used Duke's giant girlfriend, Stacey as my lead blocker to push to the front.

Chris: She's quite the battering ram.

by ckwon December 27, 2011

Booty blocker

The wander ass son of a bitch who keeps getting in the way of the chick's ass you are trying to get a look at.

I was trying to check out crissie's ass but booty blocker bob kept getting in the way. Bob needs a good pipe beatin'.

by Mike Cheezmar December 16, 2012

sock blocked

Being interrupted mid-masturbation. Can be when one is directly caught in the act or is interrupted by other means, i.e. an unexpected guest at the door, a phone call, someone coming to check up on them, etc.

I was almost finished choking the chicken when my brother barged into my room and sock blocked me.

by MylesMad May 8, 2015