Blitz

Devouring a fat ass meal under 5-10 minutes

"I just blitzed the shit outta that burger"

by blitzmaster April 11, 2021

Blitz

In the event one has a bowel movement so monstrous (and is unfortunately on the go, not near a public bathroom) that no other word is fit to describe the intense urgency and sheer pain it poses to the lower abdomen, blitz is used to punctuate this truly craptastic situation. It is a verb.

"I GOTTA BLITZ!"

"Is the reason you're holding my hand so hard because you have to blitz?"

by The Noon July 9, 2012

blitz

Salutation used by showboat rudeboys, when parting company.

Safe, 'blitz', im gone.

or simply... blitz!

by ski' b March 26, 2010

Blitz

A term used by gangster's in London to describe an automatic fire-arm such as a MAC-10.

"I got da blitz in my waist"
"ill blitz dem boy down fam"

by rknor March 10, 2015

Blitz

When you nut inside yo girl by accident, it’s commonly referred to as blitzing.

Yo, last night I blitzed inside my girl and she had to take a Plan B

by bigdealio98 December 20, 2017

blitz

to run quickly or cover a large area in a small amount of time. Usually resulting in diving on the ground and getting floorburn

the volleyball player blitzed when she dug a cross-court ball.

by 9er October 9, 2005

Blitzed

Being relly high, or wasted to the point of having no words to decribe it.

I drank a 60 of whiskey, i'm so wasted.

by j/a June 29, 2003