blindshitted

When a person, usually a female, goes to the bathroom to pee and is caught off guard by the fact that they also have to shit.

Man I had to pee so badly and all of a sudden I was blindshitted.

by Lita505 July 8, 2012

Blink Fantasy

a kpop stan acc

Blink Fantasy

by blink fantasy stan April 15, 2021

Extended Blink

What you do when you come home from a long day of doing nonsense; sleep.

"You trynna chill right now bro?"
"Nah, nigga, it's been a long day. I'm boutta take an extended blink."
"Aight, nigga, bet."

by Fresh Timbs June 1, 2018

on the blink

Used to describe something that is broken or malfunctioning, usually in reference to electronics.

Sweet! My wife's vibrator is on the blink again! Guess who's back in the saddle, baby? WOOHOO!!

by GargamelPrime June 19, 2009

Blindspotting

When a situation or an image can be interpreted in two different ways, but you can only see one of the interpretations. You have a blindspot to the second interpretation. Often used when referring to people seeing the wrong interpretation.

"George Zimmerman was blindspotting when he thought Trayvon Martin was a robber."

by Valerie Gutierrez July 8, 2017

Blinky Eyes

The Blinky Eyes

1. Use to tell somebody they must shut up.
2. Use to notify somebody that the joke the have just told is not funny.

How to use blinky eyes.

1. Stare at the victim.
2. Have a straight face.
3. Do not say anything.
4. Blink once every three-quarters of a second.

Bob: Heaiii guys i haz joek! :)
James: What...?
Bob: Right so I went into this hotel right and then............... and then I said "thats not a watermelon, thats my wife!"
*James proceeds to use blinky-eyes*

Isabellina: So he was like Omg!, and I was like "Yeh whuteva!" and he was like "No wayyyy!" and I was like "THATS WHAT I SAID!! :O" and then he was liek "oh, like, my god :O" , then i was li---
*Todd using blinky eyes*

by 22MidnA22 August 29, 2009

blindsman

blidsman blodsman.

“that man is a blindsman” -miller

by Some bosman April 9, 2022