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Blessing 

Blessing is a name of a girl. Just like her name she is truly blessed. She is kind of sensitive but she can also fight back when needed otherwise she knows how to to fix problems ASAP. She is genuine,beautiful and funny. She is smart too. She is the definition of brains and beauty
Blessing truly is a Blessing
Blessing by anonymous January 15, 2023

blessing 

1. Latin American slang for an unplanned child.
2. To have sex, esp. unprotected sex that could lead to pregnancy
1. Sorry man, can't go out tonight, gotta take care of my blessing.
2. Extensive references of "blessing me" by Mura Masa x Pa Salieu x Skillibeng
blessing by Dauzinho September 24, 2023
toughest black man alive ( and hes a blessing )
yooo blessing is soo tough
Blessing by gooeyslimer November 9, 2025

blessing in disguise 

a problem that becomes a benefit or advantage
The rainstorm was a blessing in disguise. It stopped the fire.

blessing the Ganges 

colloquialism

In India, all litter, urine, and feces eventually makes its way into the rivers, thanks to a complete lack of waste collection and water treatment, much like pre-20th Century Europe, USA/CAN, etc. Indians know this, but try not to/do not think about it, especially when 'cleansing' themselves by 'bathing' in the brownish-grey, litter and sewage filled 'sacred' waters of the Ganges/Ganga, which they further pollute with religious offerings (i.e. decorative litter) and dead bodies (not an exaggeration). Such (willful) ignorance eventually bites everyone in the ass. Ergo, any flagrant environmentally damaging human behavior can be lumped under the colloquialism 'blessing the Ganges.'
Cop: "Seeing how your McDonald's bag and Bacon McDouble wrapper are still stuck to my windshield, you won't mind this citation for littering."
Dwayne: "Yo, that ain't trash. That's just me usin' my's Constitutional right to freedom of religion. I was blessing the Ganges, dolla' menu style."

Elizabeth: "Why are you coming back in from outside? I thought you went to the bathroom."
Elly-May: "There was too long of a line for the one stall, so I headed for the alley beside the bar and blessed the Ganges."

Thaddeus: "Um, was that used engine oil I saw you dumping into the storm water drain this morning when I was leaving for the farmers market?!"
Ted: "Naw, Cuz. I just used 10W/40 to totally bless the Ganges."
blessing the Ganges by Bachelor boB December 17, 2013

blessing a block 

someone fr just blessed my block. Aye I’m blessing a block down the street from the homies house.