Beefer

A person who is fat, socially awkward, extremely unathletic, and permanently smells like a mixture of body odor and farts. The central wardrobe items in every beefer's closet are tapered sweat pants, novelty t-shirts, flannel and jean jackets. Beefers typically sweat 8-10 times more than their non-beefer counterparts, and have armpit stains within 30 minutes of showing and dressing in the morning. Easily identifiable by their dirt staches, horrid breath and die-hard love for the game of hockey. Only males can be classified as a beefer.

Person 1: Did you catch a whiff of those fat losers trading hockey cards in the K-Mart parking lot yesterday?

Person 2: Yeah, what a bunch of beefers.

by cunigs July 23, 2009

Bleeder

A term used derisively in reference to any female human.

As it is well known all females of the species experience a period of usually five - seven days every month in which the lining of the uterus is disposed of by way of the vagina.
Some men may be repulsed by this phenomenon, while others feel it is one of the most effective methods of birth control.

Stupid fucking bleeder!! Shut your cumdumpster! You're stinking up the whole room!!

by A.J. Cockandballs February 7, 2005

beefers

Alternate term for breasts. Usually used if a woman has larger than normal breasts.

Matt's kryptonite is girls with massive chest beefers. He simply can't resist them.

by Devveyovich February 28, 2016

Bleeder

A female human.

My father always told me we can't trust bleeders. How can you believe something that bleeds for 4 days and doesn't die?

by BrightColors February 20, 2009

Bleefed

A bloody Queef.

I was having sex on my period and I accidentally bleefed

by Mdubbs July 27, 2012

Blueferton

A stuffed animal you grew up with as a child, which has since then become a part of your family.

Don't let the dog eat Blueferton!

by Onesness August 4, 2016

bleemer

A call of duty shot that exceeds a beemer. A term used by COD expert lBliTzShOt and Chris Money Protillo, this group created what is now know the BleemerGanG

Did you see that Josh guy, man had a bleemer, one bursted me cross map, he had to be a part of BleemerGanG

by BIGeastSpeeedy October 2, 2017