Bleach

A health food that can cure living disease

I had a serious case of being alive, so I drank some bleach and now I'm all better!

by CompleteGarbage1337 November 06, 2018

bleach

Bleach is liquid used for laundry and home cleaning. It whitens and disinfects. Removes invisible body soil detergent can leave behind. Provides unbeatable whitening. Removes tough stains. Disinfects laundry and sanitizes household surfaces.

"Use bleach for this stain"

by QHash May 23, 2005

Bleach

Facts of bleach
#1the best show ever period
#2up to like episode 160 in america
#3up to like 264 in japan

kick ass bleach episodes are extremely common

by KingZangetsu March 17, 2010

Bleach

A drink originated from California.

23% Total Fat 15g.
28% Saturated Fat 5.6g.
13% Cholesterol 40mg.
33% Sodium 790mg.
7% Potassium 229mg.
1% Total Carbohydrates 2.6g.
0% Dietary Fiber 0g.
Sugars 0g.

Fuck man, I wish I was sipping bleach right now.

by Get away dad! February 27, 2019

Bleach

A substance that you usually drink.

Me - Pass me my bleach

by HP_TWD_GRYFFINDOR April 05, 2018

Bleach

My favorite drink

I went to the laundry room and got the bleach

by Ellie_VanDyke March 23, 2017

Bleach

It's the stuff you drink when listening to crappy videos like Jacob Sartorius, Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, and countless others

Guy 1: Hey dude, wanna listen to Sweatshirt by Jacob Sartorius?
Guy 2: Nah, don't have anymore bleach, you mind buying some?
Guy 1: Nah, let's steal it since we're gonna die anyway!

by You Already Know Me, I'm Yours July 14, 2016