Banta

Used mostly in the UK as an excuse for an offensive joke to sound not as bad.

Bully: Oi'! You know Toby? I banged his mum last night!
Toby: You're not allowed to say that. I'm telling!
Bully: Chill bruv', it's just a bit of banta!

by fatboyswag69 February 19, 2019

blant

A description of a blunt being typed on a work computer that may be keylogging.

Gabe: Let's smoke a blunt later
Mike: Don't talk about weed to me when I'm at work someone might be watching.
Gabe: OK, Wanna smoke a blant later?

by naggernensky May 14, 2009

la langosta blanca

Spanish for white lobster.

Columbian drug smugglers often dump their illicit cocaine cargo when confronted by law enforcement. Lobster fishermen in Nicaragua's Mosquito coast often end up recovering the cocaine, calling it white lobster.

La langosta blanca gets me through the nignt.

by James_Hunt February 13, 2008

Blanca Estrella

She is the best person in any way. If you meet her, she will seem like a normal, kind and funny person but she is so much more. Become her close friend and she will light up your day in any way. Become someone who she really loves and you will have a partner in crime and someone you could always rely on. She is there for you whenever you need her and most often she would rather put others than herself first. She is a very emotional person and you will have the best laughs and cries with her. She is loyal till the end and you just know that you can always count on her, no matter what. She is beautiful, but more often sees the beauty in others than herself. Her eyes sparkle in blue you would think at first, but when you take a close look you can see a very unique color in them. She is also the smartest and kind of dumbest person you will ever meet but unfortunately, she never gets enough recognition for her smartness. Nevertheless, she is thankful for everything she gets and shows every ounce of love that exists in her to the people that are important to her. Don't you dare to hurt her because even if there would be only two people that have her back, they will fight with everything they got for Blanca because she deserves it. She is the most gorgeous person you'll ever meet, so if you find her, you better keep her because you wouldn't find anyone even slightly better than her.

I am blessed with a Blanca in my life. She is my person.

Blanca Estrella is my best friend and will always be. Love you.

by nopewithope October 6, 2020

bantasmagorical

Banter that is so banterous, above The Archbishop of Banterbury, Banter Claus, and Bantersauras Rex. Used to describe high class banter.

Wow, that was so bantasmagorical!!!

by The Banterclaus October 21, 2010

beantank

A crapy car that mexicans often drive. Typically made up of parts from other crapy cars. Going very slow and driven by some creepy mexican.

Oh my god! Dude check out that beantank

by hehe vb May 30, 2005

bantasgusting

adjective. Used to describe gossip or jokes that whilst possibly amusing might also be considered tasteless / inappropriate / a desperately poor attempt at humour - in fact just anything that isn't bantalicious.

"Did you hear what happened to Oli in Shelina's room?"

"I'm not sure I want to, if it's as bantasgusting as last time"

by Dave (I hate God) February 28, 2009