Standing Blovation

A man receiving felatio from a woman who is short enough (generally a midget) to achieve the act while both are standing on the same surface. Taller men may be able to achieve this with non-midgets.

I went to see that midget stripper and she gave a Standing Blovation for an extra $50.

by Willy wonkdick July 15, 2015

blacktion

Traction provided to a vehicle's tires by the weight of one or several dead African American individuals stored in the trunk of said vehicle.

1. "My car was slipping around in the snow, but luckily I hit a jiggaboo, threw him in my trunk, and used him for blacktion."

2. "I'd say three or four moon crickets in the bed of your truck should give you enough blacktion to drive over that frozen pond."

by lokoike January 4, 2008

Blacxation

Blacxation meaning:
black
mexican
asian
relax

its a good compliment so dont be offened....basically tanned an cool ass!!

bob-"my friend kaitlin is so blacxation"
marley-"aw man, intruduce me"
bob-"nar no offence yo aint blacxation enough!"

by confused as always November 14, 2009

Affirmative Blaction

A derogatory term for a government program that attempts to counter racism by the majority against minorities (specifically african-americans in this case).

Not a perfect plan, and somewhat misguided in that it brings even more attention to skin color in many instances. But until all people lose their ignorance and stop being concerned with skin color at all, helps gets us closer to where we should be.

I'm a white conservative, and I support Affirmative Blaction.

by allsgood February 22, 2005

Blacktion

The term given to a white girl who participates in sexual acts with men of african/american origin.

My god, Marie keeps telling us about all the blacktion she is getting. I wish she'd shut the fuck up the little slag.

by The Rohminator February 21, 2011

Baldation

The form of an individuals baldness as the final result due to no further action of balding. Baldation is opposed to balding since there is no further loss of hair on the scalp but does not necessarily describe someone with a hair-free head.

Gideon Hayden suffers from balding whereas Larry David and Paul shaffer are victims of baldation.

by hairbear699 November 10, 2009

Bluration

When editing or upscalling an image, when the end result is pixelated or blurry

Unfortunately when we made the image larger it had bluration

by Letdown October 9, 2012