Birthday

A day in which the only person having fun is the person being celebrated.

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Birthday by googlemegg August 2, 2008

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birthday by crazy-mofo January 11, 2005

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Every time it’s your birthday you get one year closer to death. People celebrate that your getting closer to dying and give you presents for it.

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So many friends and family no longer have this small luxury that I feel blessed each and every year that I have another birthday.

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The only day in which it is justified to be a narcissist

Friend (But not really): Happy Birthday!
You: Bitch

Friend (But not really):Love you!

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A great day indeed, 'specially if you have friends (not those imaginary ones hidden in your closet).

"I see it is Gregs birthday today....."
"yes it is."
"I go to dentist for you, yeah?"

birthday by cyhm37 April 13, 2006

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a birthday is the day that you are born.
it is also something that you celebrate year after year on the same day.

hey its Sarah's birthday today!
my mom is having a baby, happy birthday little guy!

birthday by sup3rsaddi3 August 19, 2016

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