by bombskwad September 18, 2006
Home to superior minds of the Midlands. Set in leafy Edgbaston away from the shithole's that are UCE(loL!) and Aston (Mega loL!).
by Midboy February 12, 2008
An urban area, or ghetto next to another urban area Balsall heath both sharing the B12 area code. an area near the city centre, mostly Black & afro caribean populated it was known to be a very violent and dangerous area during most of the 90s but the council has now tried to slowly fix the area and develop it a little. its slightly better place then it use to be, but still its an unknown area that the goverment hardly notices therfore leading to a lot of drug dealing and junkies who roam the streets. The place is pretty dirty and broken down with industrial factorys, council housing and flats mainly covering the area, and most of the time even a majority of streets lights dont work, and road signs are constantly graffited over.
birmingham, highgate
The small shopping area - gooch street will generally have a lot of drug addicts around.
gang members generally black populate most of the area, gangs in highgate also affiliated with Handsworth and Lozells gangs Burger Bar and johnsons.
A main feature is the Central mosque which is now over 20 years old, and the church of england church.
The small shopping area - gooch street will generally have a lot of drug addicts around.
gang members generally black populate most of the area, gangs in highgate also affiliated with Handsworth and Lozells gangs Burger Bar and johnsons.
A main feature is the Central mosque which is now over 20 years old, and the church of england church.
by Makavelio June 28, 2007
The sexual act in which you turn a cell phone on vibrate, insert in your partner's anal cavity, call it repeatedly and have intercourse with the vaginal cavity
by JuDgE_JiMbO38 October 20, 2013
Its a shithole
Danny G: I woke up in a steaming mood, yeah cos you know why cos i live in smethwick birmingham, its a fucking shithole. All the people here are dickheads
Garry: No way dude
Garry: No way dude
by Kratox June 1, 2022
Steve had Taco Bell and had to poop really bad and saw a porta potty, but ended up going in the woods because he didn’t want to give himself a Birmingham Bidet
by LieutenantDangle August 29, 2021
The endeavour to lean out of one’s car window whilst driving on a road with at least two lanes and with willy unsheathed to insert said willy into the open window of other cars travelling in the same direction (this latter part is important lest one expects to receive a brutal dicklashing).
‘Deftly, Turpin lowered himself to Black Bess’s side, her muscles writhing powerfully under his soles as she galloped as a shadow in the fog, drawing ever closer to the magistrate’s coach. With one hand still clinging to his steed, he lowered his britches in preparation for the impending Birmingham Saddleshank.
The magistrate could hear the crescendo of galloping behind him rising with his nervous heartbeat, until thrust through his window was the most foul of phalluses accompanied by the scream of his coachman and the growl of Hell’s own brimstone: “Magistrate, your money or your wig all pissed on.”’ – Black Bess; or, The Knight of the Road by William Harrison Ainsworth
The magistrate could hear the crescendo of galloping behind him rising with his nervous heartbeat, until thrust through his window was the most foul of phalluses accompanied by the scream of his coachman and the growl of Hell’s own brimstone: “Magistrate, your money or your wig all pissed on.”’ – Black Bess; or, The Knight of the Road by William Harrison Ainsworth
by 535 October 9, 2012