splitty bitty bang bang

The expression of splitty bitty bang bang goes back quite a while now. It was first found when one of my close friends decided to split their ballsack by reaching over for his homework.

Mitch bends over and Vicously rips his nuts and blood starts pouring out. Splitty bitty bang bang

by Noivfvfbf January 8, 2017

Shitty bitty

When you are low on tobacco and only have little bits left in the bottom of the pouch.

I'll have to buy new tobacco soon, I'm down to the shitty bitty

by Manicapathetic March 23, 2019

you can bet your biffy

Slang: "You bet your ass."

Bob: "Hey Joe, wasn't that just the greatest movie that we just saw?" Joe: "You can bet your biffy that it was, Bob!"

by terra esoteric December 24, 2009

fish-lipped bitty

A term popularized by the great tv show "Scrubs" describing an attractive women who is bad kisser.

"I know she's yo wife but you can keep that fish-lipped bitty!"

by cee dub 10 December 16, 2012

light the bifta

Light a fat one (marijuana)

Oi mate you wanna light the bifta tonight?

by GideonSteam February 12, 2018

biffy this clyro

The art of smoking a joint.

"Lads lets biffy this clyro!"

by Findony November 5, 2007

Tig O'Bittys

(esp. Southern USA)

Used when referring to set of whopping big ole titties. Add cross-eyed facial gesture for added emphasis.

Damn, that ho got some Tig 'ol Bitties!!!

Dolly Parton is a right fine singer, and she sho got some Tig O'Bittys ta boot!

by miamigroove April 27, 2010