biffed

to be happily and extremely drunk to the point where one begins saying things that don't make sense.

"Dude...I... ahh man I'm biffed."

by Captain Biffington May 12, 2009

biffed

Angry; annoyed; frustrated

I'm so biffed that she bailed on our plans at the last second.

by Lucifreyja December 14, 2013

Biffed

Biffed is a state that all smokers aim for while smoking green,skunk,bud,hash or anything that isnt tobacco. English call it stonned - Scots say biffed. When your biffed you are royally stonned including sweats,tripping,the shakes and dry humping.

"skunk from amsterdam i got back to glasgow got us biffed off 4 joints in 1 night"
"haw wit...pure majic man ... totally biffed

by Jimmy naemates September 25, 2006

Bif

muh flippin boi, this person is slightly annoying but is your go to bif when scavenging for juicy memes while lookin like a fresh tortilla

oooo gorl I’ve found the juiciest meme muh bif *shlurp *shlurp

by yahyeetmuhbravas June 14, 2018

Bif

bif is for people who want to be funny and want to shorten the word beef.

boy1: theres a fight look.
boy2: let's go see what the bif is

by Peppa pig123 January 10, 2021

biffed

To accidentally shit your pants.

"Aw man! That smells like shit! Someone just biffed"

by Mulatto September 9, 2008

Biffed

Derived from "Back to the Future", the term means to be raped by the school bully, or any all-around asshole.

Damn, that girl just got biffed!

I was biffed by my boss last night.

by SaiyanRocker October 18, 2008