Bible

A book that offends snowflakes and gay people, showing them they will rot in hell

The Bible is the only way to salvation and eternal life

by bgross152 December 25, 2020

Bible

something the Kardashians say to swear to something

Kim- You really did that?
Khloe- Yah, bible

by TimmyThick May 6, 2020

Bible It

Another way to say "I swear", or to make someone believe you are legit telling the truth. When you "bible it" you better not be lying or you will rot in hell. Also a phrase the Kardashians use and the OVP.

Olivia: Lady I saw your boyfriend cheat on you.

Kali: I don't believe you, my boyfriend would never cheat on me.

Olivia: I BIBLE IT.

Kali: Oh man! He is getting it.

by peaceovppeace November 9, 2010

bible

The most ingenious marketing ploy ever to have existed

Over 1 billion users can't be wrong!

by bbbbbbb June 27, 2005

Bibleing

To sit in a library for a countless amount of time, attempting to do Bible Homework, but really just discussing every day life.

Ashley and David were bibleing it up today in the library.

by President Manahan November 30, 2011

bible

1) The Hebrew and Aramaic scriptures of Judaism (Old Testament) and Greek scriptures of Christianity (New Testament). 2) The holy scriptures of a particular religion, i.e. the Qur'an in Islam. 3) A work of great authority in an area of study.

Chilton's is the auto mechanic's Bible.

by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

bible

1a: The holy book of the Christian religion.
1b: The sacred book of Judaism.

2: A very inspiring book in any particular field.

1: While "The Bible" is often used to refer solely to the Holy Book of the Christian religion, the world actually has several meanings. In fact a more accurate description could be to describe the Christian Bible as "A bible" or "The Christian Bible" rather than just "The Bible".

2: "Tennis For Dummies is my Personal Tennis Bible!"

by Save May 28, 2005