Bible

"I think some cool motherfucker sat down a long time ago and said, Let's figure out a way to control motherfuckers. That's why they came up with the Bible."
-Tupac
god forbid, the bible is true :P
Source: mm, Mar 10, 2005


Tupac's dead!

Plus,you know....he sucked!

by fuck Tupac March 21, 2005

Bible

Christian book of mythology, rules, songs, and recipes. The Bible also includes dates of celebrations, the days of the week, and all other information pertaining to Christian practices.

You don't technically need to go to church, you have friends and a Bible at home for worship.

by Historics Society December 19, 2020

Bible

A book that offends snowflakes and gay people, showing them they will rot in hell

The Bible is the only way to salvation and eternal life

by bgross152 December 26, 2020

Bible

something the Kardashians say to swear to something

Kim- You really did that?
Khloe- Yah, bible

by TimmyThick May 6, 2020

Bible It

Another way to say "I swear", or to make someone believe you are legit telling the truth. When you "bible it" you better not be lying or you will rot in hell. Also a phrase the Kardashians use and the OVP.

Olivia: Lady I saw your boyfriend cheat on you.

Kali: I don't believe you, my boyfriend would never cheat on me.

Olivia: I BIBLE IT.

Kali: Oh man! He is getting it.

by peaceovppeace November 8, 2010

bible

The most ingenious marketing ploy ever to have existed

Over 1 billion users can't be wrong!

by bbbbbbb June 19, 2005

Bibleing

To sit in a library for a countless amount of time, attempting to do Bible Homework, but really just discussing every day life.

Ashley and David were bibleing it up today in the library.

by President Manahan November 30, 2011