Very flirtatious but absolute shit at getting the bitches. Has nuts that sag past his ankles, has to drag those fuckers around like hes walking a dog. Has a sister who just so happens to be a babe. And his dad has a juicy ass. Continues to crush on girls with the names Haylee and Mikayla but is so far unsuccessful.
by TommyTwoChromosomes69 December 20, 2017
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" Fernando loved my grandma, and didn't know what he was getting into. My grandma Wet Polar beared Fernando into a cold sensation."
by Corey Jackson September 6, 2009
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by bewarmers August 12, 2018
Get the bewarmers mug.A group of hirsute men associated with one man (or woman). Usually within the context of the gay community.
by Finkster1970 August 5, 2012
Get the Bearem mug.Normally the cock bearer appears perfectly plain and featureless, but when heated between the legs of a fiery female it becomes apparent that the cock was underestimated. Between the females legs a fiery uncontainable eruption happens. A drawing of the eruption appears in Book I, Chapter 2 of The Ordinary Life, "The Bearer of the cock has been born". Another inscription appears in Book II, Chapter 6, "The Council of Bearers", where an inscription is read by Hansel
Awsh hazg durlatalûm, asz hamg gitbamul, asz hazg dhrakutumûk, agz buhzan-ashi khampatul.
Cock Bearer inscription:
These words, in the Hammoth Speech of Shriek, are physically painful to women, and all other females who hear them. The inscription uses the Pastu Characters (Farsi) because all forms of writing Hansel describes at that time were invented by the men of old age.
Roughly translated, they mean:
"One cock to rule them all, One cock to find them; One cock to bring them all
and in the darkn-puss bind them."
The entire poem reads:
“ Three cocks for the Motherless-queens under the sky,
Seven for the Slut-lords in their halls of breasts,
Nine for Mortal women doomed to fuck,
One for the Dark mistress on her dark puss
In the Land of ‘Merica where the pussy lie.
One cock to rule them all, One cock to find them,
One cock to bring them all and in the dark-puss bind them
In the Land of ‘Merica where the pussy lie."
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Awsh hazg durlatalûm, asz hamg gitbamul, asz hazg dhrakutumûk, agz buhzan-ashi khampatul.
Cock Bearer inscription:
These words, in the Hammoth Speech of Shriek, are physically painful to women, and all other females who hear them. The inscription uses the Pastu Characters (Farsi) because all forms of writing Hansel describes at that time were invented by the men of old age.
Roughly translated, they mean:
"One cock to rule them all, One cock to find them; One cock to bring them all
and in the darkn-puss bind them."
The entire poem reads:
“ Three cocks for the Motherless-queens under the sky,
Seven for the Slut-lords in their halls of breasts,
Nine for Mortal women doomed to fuck,
One for the Dark mistress on her dark puss
In the Land of ‘Merica where the pussy lie.
One cock to rule them all, One cock to find them,
One cock to bring them all and in the dark-puss bind them
In the Land of ‘Merica where the pussy lie."
More to in "Example"
President Thomas Jefferson first learned of the cock bearers when he read the account that Theodore of what is now modern day Afghanistan had written before marching north to his death and the loss of his cock. When Theodore had cut the breast from Cleopathras chest, it was burning hot, and so Theodore was able to transcribe the inscription about the cock bearers before it faded.
Common day uses:
“Here ye here ye, the cock bearer approaches!”
“Ah, the bearer of the cock has arrived! Let all men have a fuck.”
Common day uses:
“Here ye here ye, the cock bearer approaches!”
“Ah, the bearer of the cock has arrived! Let all men have a fuck.”
by dhnismle June 21, 2014
Get the cock bearer mug.-usually said as just 'beward.' taken from the word "bitch" watered down to "b word" and transformed to la beward.
1)A loud know it all (usually from the west coast) who never shuts up even when EVERYONE wants them to.
2) A liar that no one believes because they lie so much about everything including culture and trips taken. Usually this person is from the opposite coast as the people they are around, so they tell huge lies about where they are from.
1)A loud know it all (usually from the west coast) who never shuts up even when EVERYONE wants them to.
2) A liar that no one believes because they lie so much about everything including culture and trips taken. Usually this person is from the opposite coast as the people they are around, so they tell huge lies about where they are from.
1) Dude, shut up and stop being such a beward. (A male would say this).
2) OMG, Kathy. That girl is over there saying that California is the smallest state in the US. She's SO la-beward. (girls usually say la beward).
3) Say: "That chick should do theatre. She's so loud and lies so easily."
Response: "That's because she's a beward. Didn't you know that?"
2) OMG, Kathy. That girl is over there saying that California is the smallest state in the US. She's SO la-beward. (girls usually say la beward).
3) Say: "That chick should do theatre. She's so loud and lies so easily."
Response: "That's because she's a beward. Didn't you know that?"
by Philly Chica August 22, 2009
Get the la beward mug.The last person, out of a group of friends, to have had sex with a new sexual partner. It is seen as a badge of honour, this because the "flag bearer" is often seen as the representitive of the groups sexual appeal and conquest as a whole.
Man 1: "Yo, man 2, flag bearer yet?"
Man 3: "As if he is! lol"
Man 2: "... does a blowjob count?"
Man 1: "No... but kudos on reaching 3rd base, though at this rate you'll never be flag bearer."
Man 3: "I bloody hope not! As if I'd let this loser be flag bearer for long! lol"
Man 3: "As if he is! lol"
Man 2: "... does a blowjob count?"
Man 1: "No... but kudos on reaching 3rd base, though at this rate you'll never be flag bearer."
Man 3: "I bloody hope not! As if I'd let this loser be flag bearer for long! lol"
by The Flag Bearer September 11, 2009
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