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Richard: Who's that ugly-ass woman, and why is she wearing a short skirt?
John: That's Agnes. Ever since she won best personality she's been showing off her "stuff".
John: That's Agnes. Ever since she won best personality she's been showing off her "stuff".
by Keds Man January 31, 2010
Get the Best Personality mug.1. Britney Spears, Madonna, Lady Gaga, Hillary Duff and the Spice Girls will never win the 'Best Personality' prize because they're not very talented music wise, they're known more for their videogenic sex appeal than their music and the media highlights all the time how vapid and stupid they are.
2. Cliff: You still dating Rachael?
Norm: Yeah.
Cliff: OK, so she's pretty. She's got red hair and blue eyes but SHE HAS FLAT TITS!
Norm: Of all the woman I've dated, she's got the Best Personality. what else matters?
3. Meranda is very attractive but she will never win in the 'Best Personality' because she's a self-centered BITCH.
2. Cliff: You still dating Rachael?
Norm: Yeah.
Cliff: OK, so she's pretty. She's got red hair and blue eyes but SHE HAS FLAT TITS!
Norm: Of all the woman I've dated, she's got the Best Personality. what else matters?
3. Meranda is very attractive but she will never win in the 'Best Personality' because she's a self-centered BITCH.
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Get the Best Personality mug.An individual is engaged in a strenuous activity and finds himself/herself in GI distress and on verge of defecating on oneself during said activity; individual still completes activity or event in a respectable time frame or other measurement. Used mostly when referring to athletic endeavor.
Runner: yo bitches I was cruising in my relay race on the A1A and rolling so hard I nearly shit my pants; unfortunately I had to ease up. Still ran a good time, it's my new shitty personal best.
Teammates: you better get yourself to a port a potty ASAP before you actually shit yourself. Just saying.
Teammates: you better get yourself to a port a potty ASAP before you actually shit yourself. Just saying.
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