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bemushroomed

A fun way to say "under the influence of psilocybin mushrooms". A state of being. Synonymous to "tripping balls".
That motherfucker is bemushroomed, for sure. He's chewing on the table and muttering about cats made of ice and toothpicks.
by Ennuified November 26, 2006
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Boers and Bernstein

The greatest sports talk show on the radio. It is broadcast on Chicago's AM 670 or on the internet. The show features special segments such as "Who ya Crappin'", where listeners call in and call people out for saying dumb stuff, and "Friday Fung", where a topic is chosen and listeners call in to tell strories about the topic. It is on from 2PM to 6PM and is perfect for distracting you from work.

Terry Boers is a hilarious and goofy old man that makes some of the best comments about various public (and pubic) figures I have ever heard. His greatest line was after being confused about a caller's point he said, "I am all turned around like Heath Ledger." He also does outrageous promotions and sometimes you think he has had a few in the studio.

Dan Bernstein is a very smart Duke graduate who is also a pretty funny guy, but with a dryer sense of humor than Terry. He hates Barry Bonds and other raging ass hats who live in a state of denial about what really happens in the sports world.

The producer is Matt Abattacola who is "to drinking what Kenyans are to running." He prefers Captain and Cokes and is sometimes seen downtown walking around as the show is on the air. Great guy who is pretty fun to drink with.
The other day I was listening to Boers and Bernstein while drinking Alice White wine and was laughing my ass off.
by BigSmooth13 December 14, 2007
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beruse

verb, to create an act of trickery or deceit.
Sir, are you trying to beruse me?
by Justin Hutchinson January 17, 2008
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Berlusconied

For a politician to get caught in a sexual compromising position or situation.
Herman Cain just got Berlusconied
by sethkocho November 8, 2011
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bemused

A state of being truly confuzzled, bewildered, or just plain confused.

Also, having feelings of wry amusement
The specifics of the quantum physics lecture bemused him.

His unique manner of speaking bemused her.
by buffyfan_5 March 31, 2008
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berkshire

1.) In reference to Berkshire County, Massachusetts, known for its quaint small towns and unusually high cultural-attractions-to-people ratio.
2.) Exorbitant classiness or sophistication, often when such sophistication is unexpected.
Friend #1: Bro, I'm gunna slide into the DM's today!
Friend #2: I too will slide into the DM's but using an appropriate semicolon; I'm no savage.
Friend #1: Dude, that's berkshire.
by wx413 January 9, 2019
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Newbury Berkshire UK

A place situated in the South East of England, in the Thames Valley region.
Most inhabitants of this particular town claim to hate living here ... However, never seem to leave.

Most 17-25 year olds will, at some point have had a sexual experience with someone of the opposite sex who has also had a sexual experience with one or several of their friends and\or relatives.
Everyone in Newbury is in some way related to each other, suggesting some degree of inbred behaviour.
Being such a small town, rumours and gossip spread like wildfire, in short, everyone knows everybody else's business.
A high percentage of 17-25 year old males are either drug dealers, regularly sniff cocaine, ketamin, Meow meow and a high percentage of the females within this age range will at some point engage in a sexual act to gain such drugs.
I hate living in Newbury you can't take a shit without half of Newbury Berkshire UK
by pinkdollymix September 25, 2014
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