bacon ballsack burger

A shitty burger you get from Mcdonalds that nothing was made right but the bacon

Man I asked for the big mac but you gave me a bacon ballsack burger what the hell.

by shitstainmonkeybutt November 18, 2014

Empty Ballsack Syndrome (EBS)

A medical condition that prevents someone from speaking truth to power or making tough decisions, even at the expense of others and their own reputation and legacy. This illness swept through the GOP during the Trump years. EBS is caused by a lack of testicular fortitude.

“His unwillingness to disagree with Trump’s most recent wild-ass conspiracy is pathognomonic of Empty Ballsack Syndrome (EBS).”

by hodags1966 June 11, 2020

bellyacher

complain, whine, repine

Grace can be cute but she always be bellyaching.

by wasabiwarrior October 9, 2003

ballsack paste

A strangely delightful mixture formed by first placing ballsack(s) in a blender and then adding plenty of ketchup. The result is a tasty paste that can be placed on weini.

Barbara: What is that delightful paste on your wenus, my dear feller?
George: Oh just some tasty ballsack paste. Would you like a lick?

by ballsacksalamode June 16, 2011

Bellback cleaner

A mean white person. A person who rips people off for money; fraudulent person. A intense or irrational dislike or fear of people from other countries or areas. Wicked, bad intentions. A racist or sexist person,bigotry.

Stop being a bellback cleaner and make peace with your neighbors.

I got ripped off by a fraudulent bell cleaner, they ran with my money and never called me back after I invested thousands with this company.

Some bell cleaner cities don't like each other because they play different sports.

Don't be such a bell cleaner and behave yourself Joey, please.

Those bell cleaner comments aren't helping. I know I'm heavy, give me a break, back off.

by Equal crack April 17, 2016

Bellacopter

When a male, usually in the showers, grabs his shaft and swings it round in the motion of a helicopter rota-blade. Lots of fun with more foreskin.

Man did you see Bruce Forsyth in the shower he had so much foreskin I thought he was going to take off with that Bellacopter!!!

by Marchantman February 26, 2009

Ballsac Tango

That funny dance guys do in extreme high temperatures in an attempt to dislodge an errant testicle from sticking to their thigh when simply grabbing oneself is not appropriate or possible. Reminiscent of a cowboy walk/leg shake/repeat.

"His balls were so sticky that he had to do the ballsac tango every few steps in order to have proper danglage." (Danglage - see "Danglage" or "Dangling fury".)

by Tainted in AZ August 13, 2010