beejork

someone who is obese asf, while also being a twink

like bro.... pick a struggle

Liam: I am a beejork
Adam: Yuck wtf you obese twin

by jane_joans September 9, 2021

beerporch

beer porch: n. a fully screened structure built for the express purpose of enjoying grain beverages in an open air setting, sans skeeter and other annoying members of the class insecta

I spent a couple hours on July 3rd surfin Jo Rule's house from the beerporch

by Lester Burnham July 16, 2005

beeron

1. A word encompassing the act of getting one's 'beer on', so as to say, the supplying of the alcoholic substance to other individuals, or similarly, ingesting it as a means of intoxication.

2. Byron Stuntz

Standard Beeron

by uihayzz April 8, 2011

beeroshima

The large, delicious explosion that occurs after attempting to open a beer left in the freezer for too long

Nate left his beer in the freezer for the weekend by accident; not thinking, he attempted to crack a tasty cold one, only to have it go beeroshima on his ass

by fastillion June 15, 2010

beeronfidence

The feeling of courage and fearlessness derived from drinking alcohol.

The newly acquired sense of confidence from heavy drinking in lieu of an otherwise stressful situation.

Bob: "Hey Sancho, are you nervous for that board presentation after lunch on the new product?"

Sancho: "Yeah a little, but I'm not too worried because I'll have plenty of beeronfidence after this third Miller Lite."

by vanwilder2 May 4, 2009

Beeroflauge

Casually holding your beer in front of your face so that someone doesn't recognize you.

Person A: "Look out man here comes the local mooch!"
Person B:"Oh shit, I better get my beeroflauge up so he doesn't ask me to buy him a drink"

Person A:"Yo man, did you run into your ex at that party last night?"
Person B: "Nah man, she was up there, but I had my beeroflauge up"

by Forgetfulmind October 14, 2011

Beerometer

An internal instinctual device that one uses to determine the amount of beer left ion a partially consumed keg.

My Beerometer tells me there are 227 ounces of beer left in this keg.

by Derange-O March 9, 2015