beerinoids

Sores and/or burst blood vessels appearing in the rectal area resulting from excessively forceful beer farts.

Man, I can't sit still on account of the beerinoids!

by teeaitch January 14, 2009

beeritized

when someone hands you a beer

here dude you have been beeritized

by beerman5 October 25, 2009

Beeritating

Someone who has had "one" too many beers and becomes annoying.

Great, now he is going to be beeritating!

by Jakeb Callahan August 20, 2010

Beerithmatic

Counting how much money you have, and subtract it from what you started with to figure out how much you drank the night before.

I started the night with $100, beers were $5, and I woke up with $50. Using beerithmatic, I know that I drank 10 beers last night.

by alt875 December 22, 2012

Beeriod

When you get very drunk the night before and you take a poop the next morning it's solid with lots of smelly liquid

Dude I just had a beeriod

by Johnboy1991 June 13, 2016

beeritated

When you get so irritated you need beer

Dealing with all this bullshit has made me beeritated so we better pick up a 12 pack immediately

by Grinder Mac Gillicutty June 1, 2016

Bedrito

Wrapping yourself in bed sheets like a burrito.

I'm in my toasty, warm bedrito.

by Hannah_Banana0_0 July 16, 2017