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beerju

A funny, profound, and all-encompassing gentleman with a level of charm years ahead of our time.
If I had to make the perfect man, it would be part james bond, part tom cruise, and mostly beerju.
by CrazyCat September 12, 2004
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beerjob part deux

A beercan in the ass while getting a blowjob.
Man my butt hurts from that beerjob part deux I got last night.
by Jon LAFZ!!!!111!!!ONE!!! September 11, 2006
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beerja vu

The act of drinking a beer that you did not believe you'd ever tasted before, only to realize at some point while drinking it that you have, in fact, had that beer before. This is not to be confused with drinking a beer blindly and realizing what it is. It is the act of tasting a beer, with full knowledge of what kind it is, but with the belief that it was one you'd never had before.

This happens frequently to beer geeks who either keep poor tasting notes, are forgetful, or who just drink too much beer.
That beer sounds good, let me try that. (sips) Holy beerja vu! I've had this beer before, it's one of my favorites! Wow, how did I forget about this one?
by RyaMer November 7, 2009
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Beerjerk

A beer snob who considers Budweiser, Miller, Coors, or any other macrobrews as "pisswater", requests obscure and unavailable craft and import beers at bars and loudly complains about how these "troglodytes" would drink Bud Light-labeled goat piss and not know the difference. Also tends to collect beer labels, steal beer coasters off bars, and brews his own beer, which results in exploding bottles, which he gives away to friends. Usually spotted around the New York/New Jersey area.
Beerjerk called that fratboy a gay circus pony after he offered him a Bud Light.
by Beerjerk July 1, 2011
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beerjacker

a person who takes all the beer that is left over after a drinking party
dude, she's a beerjacker, she just took the rest of our drinks
by wordlover81 February 5, 2010
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beerjerker

Someone who whines because they are nearly out of their favorite beer and can't afford/won't get any more.
Man 1: Aww. . . almost out of beer!

Man 2: Quit being a beerjerker.
by SpiritDragon March 2, 2011
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