keep breathing

An expression of encouragement that means as long as you are alive, things can get better. The trick is to keep breathing.

"Sometimes it feels like there isn't a light at the end of the tunnel and I can't go on."

"Keep breathing." :)

by MalikAlbe910 April 27, 2013

burka bathing

bathing in shorts & baggy t shirt to conceal obesity.

mandy: i'm taking the kids swimming after school why don't you come too, be fun. they allow burka bathing.....i checked.

jane: erm, what makes you think i burka bathe?

mandy: erm, your 50 inch hips....

by will6691 December 11, 2013

palm beaching

wearing shoes without socks…

Ray was palm beaching down atlantic avenue in wicked fresh ferragamo's

by 561Gansta January 26, 2014

lost sight still breathing

When one takes such a large dump, one end vanishes down the tube, while the other end is still poking out of the water.

Usually the result of or not dumping for 3 to 4 days.

While spending a three day weekend camping, the outhouse was too repulsive to even go near. When Jay got home, he hadn't dumped in 4 days and it was so big, one end vanished down the tube while the other end was still hanging out of the water. Resulting in his first lost sight still breathing dump of the month.

by NERRd June 9, 2011

beating the meat

playing with your genitals, masturbation.

I like beating the meat.

by Someone August 2, 2003

breathing antler

slang term for a cig or anything that you can smoke

John Balls fell down three steps but still had his breathing antler in hand, nice!!!

by Bobby Bucher January 4, 2010

Unbirthday beatings

Unbirthday beatings are equal to 100 minus your actual age.

These can be given out on any day that is not your birthday, but only once per month per person.

xanthina gives you unbirthday beatings

by xanthina July 4, 2009