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Behemoth

An individual who is picked on mercilessly by his so called friends. Often four times the size of the average overweight individual, but always believes everything they hear on fox news. Daily diet consists of small woodland animals, large woodland animals, small woodlands, large woodlands, small and large city folk, small and large cities, small and large countries, entire planets, solar systems, galaxies, black holes, time and space itself and the unknown that lies beyond it. Has his very own gravitational pull. Usually doesn't swim as civilizations mistaking his body for new lands undiscovered will often settle on him.
Parent: "All five of my daughters were raped and murdered, cut into small pieces and fed to wolves!"

Behemoth: "yeah, but everything happens for a reason. A flower probably blossomed from the brutal raping and murder of your daughters."
by Damien marley cootenburry August 24, 2010
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Behemoth

Behemoth is two things 1) A huge lion like monster on the final fantasy series also see catoblepus who is easy as to kill even tho its mostly at the end of the game. and 2) A black metal pagan band that changed to a satanic death metal band
*sighs* why could they stay pagan
by Lord Of The Whores September 6, 2004
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behemoth butterflies

that crazy feeling of anxiousness/nervousness in your stomach when you're with the most amazing person you've ever met.
her name's Alyssa and it's like whenever i'm within 100 feet of her, those behemoth butterflies flood my stomach
by ankshay willis April 4, 2010
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behempsh

(bee-hemp-shh)
When you are feeling bitchy, empty headed, excited,mad, pissed, sad, and happy all at the same time! OR you just can't seem to find the right word for all the emotions your feeling because there are just WAY to many!
I am feeling very behempsh today because of all the drama!
by autumnjones=] March 10, 2008
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Bemma

A ship name for billy and Emma should never exist
Eww bemma 😷
by Salty pretzels April 10, 2017
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Bemmy

Literally the best person in the world like if you have one keep em with ya.
"Bemmy is actually like so cool I wish I was more like her."
by Bemmy's the best April 23, 2019
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Bemma

A ship name for Ben and Emma
Ben and Emma are so cute together, I so ship Bemma
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