Since humans have a way of telling stories that makes another group the bad guys, most stories are too good to be true stories, whether they are stories you hear often about triumphant European groups, or stories about the triumph of other groups than Europeans.
If the (American) Indians had invaded and took over Europe, the stories of the triumph of their human spirit would sound like bullshit to Europeans because they would know it was the way the Indians were telling history. The Indians would also know the dehumanized European stories of survival and oppression in the Indian's new world were bullshit too, since any group of humans can tell a too good to be true story, making another group sound like the most inhuman pieces of shit that ever lived, the bible has plenty of them. The reality is each and every group is as human and as inhuman as the next, there is no more or less human group, not the oppressor, not the oppressed. There are no innocent, pure humans, innocent applies only to animals. Groups of oppressed people have also raped, tortured, and killed each other, and members of other groups, even if plenty of bad shit happened to them too, no matter how good a movie/book makes their group or their story look. If an American Indian or an Aboriginie tells a story, their audience shouldn't not question the full story because it was told by a rare living member of an Indian or Aboriginie group because their group is few in numbers, any more than they shouldn't not question a story told by an Anglo-Saxon.
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Da Bible claims dat you will receive happiness and riches beyond belief if you "just believe", but it sounds to me just like a "too good to be free" deal. God makes you endure a life of excessive toil and misery and abstinence first, so what good is that??
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A phrase you say when the impostor doesn't kill you in Among Us, especially when you are in CG5's among us song
I’m waking up,
breathing in clean air,
What a day, yeah,
What a sunny, funny day.
I feel so high, I can’t deny
A little better than okay,
Nowhere to go.
I shoot for stars, I’m Galileo.
Pack your bags and don’t be late.
The scenery flies before my eyes,
Don’t you dream of home, cuz it’ll have to wait.
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It’s good to be alive,
I’m happy to survive,
So good.
Can’t kill my la-di-da vibe,
Suffocate my feelin’ alright,
Or asphyxiate my hype.
My bridges burned, no stone unturned.
It’s a relations’ massacre.
My new absolution,
My new lease on life has just begun today.
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The saints and angels sing,
Choir of the bells chime, ring ring ring.
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I’m happy to survive,
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breathing in clean air,
What a day, yeah,
What a sunny, funny day.
I feel so high, I can’t deny
A little better than okay,
Nowhere to go.
I shoot for stars, I’m Galileo.
Pack your bags and don’t be late.
The scenery flies before my eyes,
Don’t you dream of home, cuz it’ll have to wait.
It’s good to be alive,
It’s good to be alive,
I’m happy to survive,
So good.
Can’t kill my la-di-da vibe,
Suffocate my feelin’ alright,
Or asphyxiate my hype.
My bridges burned, no stone unturned.
It’s a relations’ massacre.
My new absolution,
My new lease on life has just begun today.
I ain’t worried ‘bout the fakes, or the bodies in my wake.
Baby, I’m a firework, like Pompeii.
It’s good to be alive,
It’s good to be alive,
I’m happy to survive,
So, so good.
The saints and angels sing,
Choir of the bells chime, ring ring ring.
I feel alive,
So alive!
It’s good to be alive,
It’s good to be alive,
I’m happy to survive,
So, so good.
It’s good!
So good!
It’s good!
So good!
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