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Tome bagel

A wanna-be knacker. Thinks they're hardcore, but usually you don't want to mess with them anyways.
Tome bagel: Are you fuckin' jokin' me, ya flute get outta me face ''fore I break it for ya, ri'?

Victim: I'm sorry.
by rakaruma September 30, 2009
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dick-bagel

Where a bagel gets put on the end of a mans penis and a girl eats the bagel
Omg David can I give you a dick-bagel baby

Omg Timmy you got dick-bageled?!
by Fannyflutter89 February 23, 2018
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Nutella bagel

Used to describe odd kids.
Omg you know that girl rebecca, well she’s a Nutella bagel
by Just a cool person January 25, 2019
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grammar and bagels

1. Reference to an unknown incident that seems to have scarred the lives of all involved.
2. A vulgar blasphemy.
Amanda was fearless in most cases, but just the mention of the phrase "grammar and bagels" was enough to make her break into a cold sweat.
by Laura Meade January 6, 2008
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Hillbilly Bagel

A Krispy Kreme doughnut. Not a KK style doughnut, but an actual risen, fried, and run through a shower of sugar doughnut right off the production line at an authorized Krispy Kreme shop. No other will do. Originated in Winston-Salem, NC at the foot of the Appalachian mountains. Hence the name: hillbilly bagel.
Let’s do get a dunkin donut! No way, I need a hillbilly bagel from Krispy Kreme. My teeth may have already fallen out, but I’ve still got my sweet tooth firmly in place.
by smalljones August 23, 2020
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Bagelhead(s)

A term used by Jews to refer to each other. (Like nigger but not for black people).
Stan: Hey bagelhead, you're my bro, Jon!

Eugene: Dude! Let's bagelhead it up!

Jews: Man! We're such Bagelhead(s)!
by NinjaTRex February 26, 2011
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bagel muncher

Another name for a Jewish person. Occationally degratory.
"Where did all these Yarmulke wearing Bagel Munchers come from?"
by Mo Dees August 4, 2007
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