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Bassoon

a medieval device used to torture humans, pinata's and donkeys, causing severe bleeding of the ears.
I went to a Community Band concert the other day, the triangle, slidewhistle, vuvuzela were excellent, but some one broke out the Bassoon and my ears started bleeding.
by MrTrumpetfromupstatenewyor December 27, 2010
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peach bassoon

by J April 28, 2003
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Shatner's Bassoon

Like a Dutch Rudder, only the recipient auto-felates, whilst the participant manually moves their head up and down.
Wow, last night was wild, I think I made doug give me a Shatner's Bassoon!
by Calibre Hull April 30, 2011
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shatners bassoon

The part of the brain that contains the musical instrument captain kirk of the USS Enterprise owned in 1967 and used to perform to the crew on Friday nights around stardate 16 400 supplimental. Spock,

Bones and Scotty occassionaly made up the woodwind quartet with their own instruments - The saxaphone, picollo and English horn to the delight of the crew.
Bones (To Spock) : Spock you confounded fool the captain has been flying solo since 8pm on his basoon!
Spock (To Bones) : Facinating..
Scotty (To All) : Come on! We've gotta help him, grab your instruments and meet me on the bridge.
All : (Musical Mayhem)

A la : Shatners Bassoon
by Krikkers Maggo March 2, 2007
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Bassoon

A double reed instrument that looks like a bong crossed with a circumcised penis. You can put a balloon over the bore for the full effect.
Ohh, do it again! Your bassoon is sssoooo long!
by Mr. Instrument June 21, 2008
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shatners bassoon

a part of the brain that gives an effect similar to the use of drugs or sexual intercorse and also can br brought on with the use of music of a mufty variety
that was like undulating my shatners bassoon
by clive May 12, 2003
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ballooned in the ass

1.buttsex comes from a scene in scary movie 2 where the demonic clown got buttsexed by a gay character under the bed 2.enema procedures with the use of a water pack and its components or a enema bags bought from stores 3.coloscopy examination where a camera is stuck in your ass cavity 4.gay clownsex with the use of a real balloon for a condom
1.shelly got ballooned in the ass by rob.
2.tom ballooned himself in the ass to clear out his bowels with an enema for surgery.

3joe had to get a coloscopy done they ballooned him with a camera in the ass
4.the 2 clown men at circus got busted ballooning each other in the ass using a balloon as a condom
by kojiro95 December 8, 2010
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