weed baseball

When a group of people stand in a circle then the first person takes a hit then passes the joint with out exhaling the smoke until it goes around the circle and the joint comes back to him/her, every person in the circle does the same as they pass it around, when the joint goes all the way around the circle it equals 1 run. Needs to be 3 or more people in the rotation

Person #1: there are too many people smoking to get high
Person #2: let's get in a circle and play weed baseball with the joint and see how many runs we get
Person #1: yea lets do it

by Backwoods ant June 26, 2017

baseball wife

A gold digger that finds a baseball player stupid enough to marry her (this is like 99.9% of white baseball players). Usually blond, tan & trashy with ridiculously white teeth and lots of bling to show off, especially the skating rink she got as an engagement ring. May originally have been a baseball Annie that got lucky.

That dumb blond a few rows ahead of us is totally a baseball wife. I hope her husband fouls a ball back and it hits her in the face.

by koalaroo February 28, 2008

baceball bat

An implement used by a certain N Kiote for pleasuring his anal area.

See also ass clown and turd burglar.

N Kiote found his baceball bat lodged horizontally in his lower rectum. And it hurt like a bitch.

by jaap March 29, 2004

Tony Baseballs

Tony Baseballs is a paranoid person who's penis is so small all you can see is his balls, and he compensates for his small penis by playing online games.

Tony Baseballs is a small dicked douche.

by Glenn Dawson January 21, 2010

C team baseball

The funny thing about young boys at Fort Collins High school C team baseball where a group of boys sucked and jerked each other off in the back of a bus and got caught

Teacher: “ make sure to go to the C team baseball game this thursday.”
Class: *hahahahaha* *chuckles* *giggles*

by The ball handler April 5, 2022

pulling a baseball

1) Drinking excessive amounts of alcohol causing you to total various amounts of crappy cars and wake up in various place with no recollection of where your shoes are or playing an imaginary game of poker in the front seat of a car and losing.

2) Pick up the phone during intercourse and having friend from overseas talk to girlfriend while it is taking place.

3)getting caught by a super hero having sexual relations while dress as a pirate with another pirate.

"my friend is so good at pulling a baseball nobody likes him."

by hamma bo hamma April 30, 2008

baseball furies

A extremely tough and badass gang in the warriors movie and video game. They are very skilled at using baseball bats as weapons and they dress up in baseball uniforms and wear face paint. They are also very quiet. The basic soldiers wear white outfits, while the lieutenants wear black outfits. Another noteworthy feature of the base ball furies is that the members' nicknames are inspired by baseball players (Ruth,Mickey,Cobb,etc). The leader of the baseball furies is a large,silent, muscular man known as Cobb. Cobb dresses up as an umpire and uses two baseball bats that are taped/tied together as a surprisingly destructive weapon. The baseball furies are known,respected, and feared as one of the toughest gangs in all of NYC (in the warriors movie and video game of course).

Ajax: I'm going to shove that baseball bat up your ass and turn you into a Popsicle.
Baseball Fury Soldier: *Shows off with his bat*

baseball furies

by Valintino the Big Surpremo September 18, 2010