Barnard-castling

Getting caught out by your partner for using outlandish excuses.

Totally caught Ben Barnard-castling last night when he tried to bluff his way out of why he didn’t have dinner ready. His excuse was downright pathetic!

by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020

Barnare

He has a heart of gold. Really smart guy. Extremely hot!

I’m in love with Barnare

by __ xoxo __ November 22, 2021

Barnard Castle

Rape capital of County Durham

I’d stay away from barnard castle, you’ll get raped

by Geoff walton June 6, 2022

Barnardite

Strong Barnard woman, a women who is enrolled at Barnard university.

She's a true Barnardite, resilient and empowered.

by Ramnath govind December 26, 2023

Lachlan Barnard

Lachlan Barnard is a 0 iq beta male who won't even smoke a pack in front of the mrs

fuck you Lachlan Barnard

by Roxaaaaannneee November 26, 2019

Azriel Barnard

The funniest person you'd meet. LMAOOOOO JKJK and ugly lookin cutie. they prolly smell like spoiled milk and eat boogers

"Yo Azriel Barnard came over to my house"
"Ew they stink"

by DizzyMilkMan October 11, 2022

a jack barnard

When a man takes a shit on another man, slaps it, and then licks up them mess after whilst both participants are wearing clogs

Man 1: Hey babe, wanna do a jack barnard?
Man 2: Sure, but let me put down a towel first because last time you stained the walls

by Rhoddy February 23, 2020