Barithmetic

noun- the process of calculating how many drinks one could buy at the bar if they forgo paying a bill.

Daniel: "Johnathan, if I forgo bearing the expense of my gas bill, we can get intoxicated tonight!"

Johnathan: "I dare say, during this recession, that is an ingenious use of your barithmetic!"

by hsfe325 November 30, 2009

Cat's Fur To Make Kitten's Britches

1. Whatever you want it to mean
2. Pointlessness.

Papa: Eat your food.
Eric: Why?
Papa: Cat's fur to make Kitten's britches, that's why!

by Eric A. S. September 7, 2005

Whistle britches

The sound corduroy pants make when they brush against each other as you walk. Can also be referring to the person wearing corduroys, usually an egghead.

You can hear that dork wearing the whistle britches from around the corner.
Hey whistle britches! Don't start a fire with those thighs!

by mmmmpooky October 18, 2008

drinkin' britches

When suffering from alcohol induced incontinence, drinkin' britches are the adult diapers one wears to prevent a wet mattress and an upset bed mate.

Before we tie one on, I'd better go buy some drinkin' britches for captain wet pants over there.

by Amy January 27, 2005

britchy

Someone who is behaving too big for his/her britches in a particularly witchy way.

Carolyn just called me to give me unsolicited feedback about my memo to the boss, and man was she britchy.

by Queen of Semantics November 15, 2013

Barbitchsta

A barista that has had enough of your shit.

"Man, she was such a barbitchsta, I'm sure she spat in my drink."

by Golden0 September 11, 2016

drinking britches

Pants worn in anticipation of staying at home and consuming alcohol. Are usually sweatpants or similar to sweatpants, and are worn for maximum comfort. Would never be worn in public.

Oh lord, Jim's got his drinking britches on. He had an awful day at work and just wants to stay at home and get drunk.

by friskinator December 18, 2008