Marching Baritone

The heaviest hand-held instrument in the band. Players of the marching baritone will go through the worst kind of hell for the first month or so of the season because of the twenty-pound vertical pull on their arm muscles that they didn't even know they had. They often develop PTSD from the pain and wake up in the middle of the night with war-flashbacks from band camp. Understandably, baritone marchers get hella pissed when trumpets complain about how heavy their instrument is because the baritone is a solid 10-15 pounds heavier. Another drawback of the marching baritone is the bell size which, like the mellophone, completely fucking blocks your forward vision so you can't see the drum major 30% of the time. But despite the satanic training the baritones go through, they will have the fiercest of biceps at the end of the season. Through the blood, sweat, and tears that they shed together the baritone section members have bonded to form a cult of trumpet-loathing Herculeses. Even though every baritone player has stated multiple times that they hate playing their instrument, none of them would give it up for the world. It's definately a love-hate relationship that always ends up tipping more towards the loving side.

Wow, that marching baritone has really good posture! *ten seconds later* Aaaaand it's gone.

by Allisonsum1 December 17, 2014

bariviera

Midwestern slang, regardless of race, for people who are too lazy and/or weak to acquire things on their own, and living off the welfare system purely because of this and not due to any real need. Probably of spanish etymology

He could have a job, but he is a bariviera

by RaphaSaec March 27, 2020

Barisan Nasional

A Malaysian political coalition led Malaysia from 1957 to 2018. They used to be good, developing Malaysia while caring for people. Even after 2018 when they became opposition, they seemed okay. However, they betrayed people by cooperating with far-left populist Pakatan Harapan in 2022. This has only proven that Barisan Nasional only wants power but not principles.

Are you still supporting Barisan Nasional? I used to be, but now no more. I still remember when Barisan Nasional chose Pakatan Harapan to form the government. It was such a disgusting moment. It had only proven that Barisan Nasional is a traitor.

Do you think that Barisan Nasional is a hero? They used to be. But now? No more. They betrayed people. How dare they could cooperate with communists.

Since then, I decided to vote Perikatan Nasional, not Barisan Nasional.

by caramel capuccino August 11, 2023

daniel barias

a guy who would rather go to summer school instead of super fun camping. he also enjoys activities such as betraying his friends and generally being a traitor.

hey look its daniel barias at summer school , he could be camping but nooooooo. that guy is a real traitor who likes to betray .

by shy city June 18, 2013

barilaro

a guy who does not like koalas and says bruz every few seconds in a wog accent

a barilaro: oh yeah bruz, just killing some koalas for money bruz

by pebis911 September 21, 2020

Barista Bike

A Mobile Coffee Shop by Bicycle. Can Be 2, 3 ,4 wheeled but self propelled and serving coffee drinks. Preferably full espresso machine, usually run off of propane, that can do espresso drinks.

Next to the food truck there was a barista bike serving up hot coffee drinks at the fair today.

by CoffeeALLDAY May 16, 2016

Rubens Barichello

Rubens Barichello is a brazilian formula One racing driver. As it currently stands he has raced in 36% of all Formula one races but only gained 11 wins and 68 podium finishes. He spend 2000-2005 in Michael Schumachers shadow and at times being forced to let his "team mate" win. His debút in F1 was at the 1993 South African GP and has been racing since. Ayrton Senna considered him his protége whilst he looked at him as an idol. He has never won a World Championship but has finished 2nd twice (2002, 2004) and 3rd twice (2001,2009).

Rubens Barichello is one of those drivers with amazing talent but a lack of support. Give him the fastest car on the grid and i guarantee he would win every race.

by Recognizing champions April 16, 2011