Thoosie Bants

A place of purgatory and punishment for roller coaster enthusiasts

I was sentenced to 3 days in Thoosie Bants and my god I wish I could forget it

by ParkInvertingThemed December 20, 2021

Banter McBant Bant

(Scottish) Is a term for extensive amounts of humorous banter or chat, or to describe the reasons for doing such a bizarre act.

Michael - "Do you fancy spit roasting a goat?"
Martin Joseph - "Why?"
Michael - "Banter McBant Bant!"
Martin Joseph - "I'm up for it!"

"Last night I was so drunk, I decided to tattoo my face. It was Banter McBant Bant!"

by jameshunttheshunt September 21, 2009

bant lads trip

A mostly unplanned, aimless drive around the local area with a bunch of ladz, justified only under the umbrella term of 'bant'

Hey m9, wanna go on a bant lads trip tomorrow?

by Gap Yaaaaaar January 17, 2017

Hit With The Bant Stick

To be completely and utterly owned in life.

Todd: WOW, James just spilled his cocaine on Cheryl
Bert: Ya he deffinately just got Hit With The Bant Stick

by Zakkius Rex May 6, 2007

bit of bants

Usually used to describe a funny scenario. Can be used to describe a scenario which was in no way 'banterous'.

-What if your plane crash landed in Syria?
-Be a bit of bants, wouldn't it.

by JR THE BEAST August 13, 2016

Bants

Like banter but even the word is banter

No need to get so saly its just bants

by Bad ass MUDDA FUKKA December 14, 2017

Emotional bant

When two people have a crush on each other but don't admit it and continue to speak to each other as close friends. Could also be a connotation for "just friends".

person 1 : yeah I just were having emotional bants

Person 2: yeah maybe

by Mcpalandnocoeiwnmslx April 23, 2017