banhammered

1) To be totally messed up
2) shitfaced

1) Aleman just got his ass banhammered in the fight against Kip.
2) After those ten shots, Baker was banhammered beyond belief, and that's real talk.

by David Chatterton February 5, 2005

bobhammer

bobhammer bobhammer bobhammer

bob+hammer=bobhammerbobbobhammer hammer bobhammerbobhammer

by bob November 24, 2004

Ban Hammer

The weapon of choice of famous moderator, Tim Harper

Harper just dropped the ban hammer on me, what a dick!

by StazNasty October 14, 2008

barnhammer

When you meet your colleague's SO and they're so hot you want to bang them like you're just plain livestock...

Had drinks with the office crew last night, Simmons' "little piece" made me walk home with a barnhammer stuck in my waistband.

by Chuck Dick-ins November 28, 2021

ban hammer

The ban hammer is a power that website moderators have access to, that makes them feel as if they are dictators of the universe because they run a tiny little corner of the Internet, and that they wield like a club, to silence and intimidate any user who doesn't bow down to their fake Internet authority, or questions their decisions, which are always infallible, of course, because they are gods.

When the only conflict-resolution tool you have is a ban hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

by q359 July 25, 2023

bahlammered

being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of alcoholic drink; intoxicated and/or inebriated

After his engineering test, Alex is going to get bahlammered.

by Alex Ekholm December 28, 2007

benhammen

Benhammen is simply a long cock having male who’s performance in bed exceeds all woman’s standards. Not only this but his personality could win over any lady. * hes cute

Omg i had 4 orgasms last night. i was with a total benhammen

by Swiggity Swag Bag September 24, 2017