Barack Cock

The feeling of bewilderment a woman feels, when she rascistly expects a black man to be well hung, and he is only average (five inches or less) sized.

Joyce: I expected Jamal to be meaty, but his Irish heritage showed up in his crotch. I've gotten deeper penetration from a maxi pad.

Cheryl: Oh, you mean tampon?

Joyce: I mean maxi pad, a total Barack Cock. I bet your clit is longer.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 20, 2010

Barack

From the Hebrew biblical name Barak, meaning lightning . Name of a military commander in the Old Testament

In the Old Testament, Barack must have been a strong commander because his name means lightning.

by bluejean December 15, 2008

Barackracy

The bureaucratic policies, emphasizing excessive layers of non-elected government officials (Czars), as put forth by the administration of President Barack Obama.

With the appointment of all the czars, the government has turned into a giant Barackracy.

by Tmatt August 4, 2009

barack

Barack ("Bar-ACH"): verb

1) To screw something up beyond what was thought to have been the upper limit of screw-ups. FUBAR on steroids.

2) To commit a massive cluster fk and blame someone else for it
3) To FUBAR something and then pretend that it's working.
4) To FUBAR something and then lie about it.
5) To twerk an entire country all at once.

barack; baracked; baracking;

The pilot did a barack when he flew the plane into the mountain.

by Harry The Cat December 7, 2013

Barack Hussein Obama

Obama's full name. His middle name is emphasized by haters to imply similarity to Saddam Hussein, or that he is radical Muslim (which Saddam was not). The other candidates say they oppose this tactic as juvenile name-calling, but their supporters keep doing it.

McCain reamed talk radio goon Bill Cunningham for chanting "barack HUSSEIN obama" over and over again.

by Frankie1969 March 31, 2008

Baracknophobia

Fear of an African-American President.

Hilary Clinton Supporter: "Barack Obama has no experience!"

Psychiatrist: "I'm afraid you have a mild case of Baracknophobia..."

by Jessica Poolt January 12, 2009

Barack Obama

The first half-white president.

I bet you only thought of Barack Obama as black, didn't you? Shame.

by PlutoRoman June 15, 2010