Damn Blather

The shit that comes out of Dan Rather's mouth.

Dan Rather has mastered the South Park-ian art of eating in reverse!

by Dan Rather shoves the food up his bum and the shit comes out his mouth September 20, 2004

Balthier

A term used by hoodlums planning to steal something. They ask their friend if "Balthier" would like something which really means they're asking should they steal that item. (The word Balthier is used because in final fantasy his special ability is to plunder or steal.)

"Hey yo Vic, you think Balthier would like this watch?"

"Hell yeah, I think Balthier would like that gold necklace too."

by NJE's sexy fiance May 20, 2009

Ballhead

Someone who doesn't know what is going on ever, And is completely lost all the time.

Ballhead; Harley Jerram

by Anita Coxhead March 15, 2009

baldheaded Scallywag

1.A derogatory term used to define a female who lacks hair in the back of her scalp. term may also apply to the whole head.
2. a female who's hair is shor due to the lack of the abiity to grow. (one who has short hair is nt necessarily a balheaded scallywag)
3. someone who leaves a perm, and or relaxer in their hair for more than twenty minutes, and gets cabbage patch.
4. black ghetto female who cant achieve it, so they "weave" it, or can't grow it, so they sow it.

"baldheaded scallywag, ain't got no hair in the back."

did you see shaquita getting her hair braided??? i don't know how the hairstylist did it, but obviously she works wonders, becuase that chick is the definition of a baldheaded scallywag.

by ogleghetto September 1, 2009

baldheadedness

describing someone's state of being baldheaded. its like an adverb.

i'm still shocked at that girl's baldheadedness, yet she still insists it was by choice.

by girl who defines made-up words August 12, 2011

Chunky shrashel belthey

Chunky, shrashel and belthey are the bestest friends you will ever see. Even though shrashel and belthey tend to make fun of chunky a lot, thems just jokes. They will always approve of chunkys chunkiness. They might not always get along but they will all still be besties for the resties. They all love to pull pranks on many people such as Joshie and Stylus. They tend to stay up late at night making took ticks and FaceTiming to make the loss meme with their hands. Isn't that so #lit?!?! They also love talking to other close companions such as Madyn da unicornabd Mj the squirrel!! MJ is a close friend but she will never be as close with them because she has to babysit 5 little monkeys. They always have quite the blast writing story tims and fanfics. They will be besties for forever and always and no one can get in their way or break their bond. Because they're hawt.

Omgeezers chunky shrashel belthey are squad goals!1!1!1!

by Harmonysourcake November 28, 2018

balthrop

noun:

1. In earlier times, a person who slapped others in the testicles with the back of the fingers in a flicking motion as punishment for certain crimes or for the pleasure of the client.

2. A slap in the testicles executed with the back of the fingers and a flicking motion.

verb:

3. To slap one in the testicles with the back of the fingers and a flicking motion.

1. The ballsy shoplifter was punished by the village balthrop.

2. I was on the ground coughing for ten minutes after Bertram gave me that wicked balthrop.

3. If you misbehaved in my day you were likely to get balthroped.

by sheldorama August 7, 2009