Noun
1. A nice way of saying bullshit, around someone who doesn't like cursing (ex. Your Grandma)
2. A disgusting over processed meat that you should never, ever eat
Adjective
A way of calling someone an ass
1. A nice way of saying bullshit, around someone who doesn't like cursing (ex. Your Grandma)
2. A disgusting over processed meat that you should never, ever eat
Adjective
A way of calling someone an ass
1.~Friend- " Hey i'll give you 20 bucks for that cookie"
~You- " That's a heap of Baloney slices"
2.~Friend- " Yeah that's true, I am going to go make a baloney sandwich"
~You- " I think I need to reconsider our friendship"
3.~Your Grandma- "Stop being such a baloney, you're worse than your father!"
~You- " That's a heap of Baloney slices"
2.~Friend- " Yeah that's true, I am going to go make a baloney sandwich"
~You- " I think I need to reconsider our friendship"
3.~Your Grandma- "Stop being such a baloney, you're worse than your father!"
by Ara_Awesomeness July 22, 2015
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"Last night I was playing pool when shots started showing up from I don't know who, next thing I know, I wake up in a strange Hotel room and there is a fat girl in bed with me, I got Baloney Hustled again man."
by Cisco_10 February 1, 2013
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A Baloney penis a penis that’s been circumcised and too much is cut off showing resulting in a pink colour penis.
by Upperlipless July 15, 2019
Get the Baloney Penis mug.The thing you say instead of saying bullshit because you are at a place where you cant curse or because you are a coward
by HamSandwitch September 10, 2019
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by Minecraft_Tuber_Kid May 1, 2020
Get the Caiden's Baloney mug.A euphemism for penis or dick. Along with being a slight dig at whoever it's used against thanks to the connotations of baloney (cheap, unwanted, undesirable, etc.).
Saying this will also immediately make you friends with any and all weebs who've watched Neon Genesis Evangelion since that's where this phrase originates from (the ADV Dub of the series from 1997 to be exact) to the best of my knowledge. Thank you, Amanda Winn Lee (ADR Script Writer and Voice Actress for Rei Ayanami) for writing and saying this!
Saying this will also immediately make you friends with any and all weebs who've watched Neon Genesis Evangelion since that's where this phrase originates from (the ADV Dub of the series from 1997 to be exact) to the best of my knowledge. Thank you, Amanda Winn Lee (ADR Script Writer and Voice Actress for Rei Ayanami) for writing and saying this!
Rei: Woaagh! You're the jerk who was staring at my panties!
Asuka: Hey, what do you mean by that?! You're the one who was flashin' them y'know!
Rei: Oh and who are you and why are you defending him? Are you riding his Baloney Pony?
*shock envelopes the classroom*
Asuka: We're just really good childhood friends! You shut up!
Hikari: Be quiet you two! We're in a class, not a bar!
Misato: Hey, this is more entertaining than class! Go on, I want to see how this turns out.
Asuka: Hey, what do you mean by that?! You're the one who was flashin' them y'know!
Rei: Oh and who are you and why are you defending him? Are you riding his Baloney Pony?
*shock envelopes the classroom*
Asuka: We're just really good childhood friends! You shut up!
Hikari: Be quiet you two! We're in a class, not a bar!
Misato: Hey, this is more entertaining than class! Go on, I want to see how this turns out.
by BB2023 January 31, 2023
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