balognes

fake, phony, front, unreal, when ones acts untrue to self

Quit acting balognes!

You said you would be here by 6:00P.M. it is now 9:30 and you say you aren't showing up? Don't you think that's balognes?

balognes by nima go hard April 9, 2011

Dingleberry Bolognese 

It consists of ass hair / pubes as the spaghetti, the dingleberries as the meat mince and any residue bodily liquids (normally diarrhoea) as the sauce.

Usually a meal for one but can be shared.

Matthew: "Yo, what did you have for dinner last night?"

Michael: "I had my girlfriend's dingleberry bolognese. It was delicious"

Dingleberry Bolognese by Nivea_dingleberry scented January 25, 2020

BOLOGNESE THOT 

The legend behind this phrase is that if you have a thot and you don't put them in water then they are just a thot. But, if you take a thot and you drown them in boiling water then they go limp and floppy like spaghetti; resulting in a BOLOGNESE THOT (you can't say it without exclaiming it).

"That party was mega!"
"I know, a girl was even passed out on the floor like a BOLOGNESE THOT".

BOLOGNESE THOT by Wakisaki December 14, 2017

Stoney Bolognese 

The state of being so stoned that you are unable to form coherent sentences or logical thought. A more intense and total high than simply being "stoney bologna." Only possible after many hours of ripping the bing bing.

Man 1: Yo bro you wanna rip bing bing tonight?
Man 2: Nah, I got way too stoney bolognese last night. Thanks though.
Man 1: Come on dude, lets get bolognese.
Man 2: Ok fine, bing bing it is.

Stoney Bolognese by YH2k18 October 18, 2018

bolognese 

(noun) The result of having a slightly clumpy bowel movement with sufficient force as to tear the anus, resulting in a chunky liquid that looks like a meat sauce.

After Johnny ate too much in Mexico while drinking the water, he made a little bolognese.

bolognese by magrook August 4, 2006

Spaketty Bolognese 

When you do so much ket your legs go like spaghetti.

jheez In fucked my legs have gone all spaketty bolognese

Spaketty Bolognese by Banksbanks May 11, 2022

Vagina Bolognese 

Cunnilingus on a girl while she is menstruating.

Nah, I had Rachel's vagina bolognese earlier. I'm stuffed.

Vagina Bolognese by Rockspin June 9, 2011