sussy ballas

you try to type sussy balls but ur fucking illiterate

Andrew:hey joey did you hear about sussy ballas? joey: Andrew ur fucking dumb.

by pornstar lana rhoades January 18, 2022

suburban troubadour balladeer

Billy Joel.

Given his inside position and outside perspective, it is no wonder that Joel's songs have often been taken as the statements of a "suburban troubadour balladeer."

by RichmondRVA October 14, 2016

Ballas

In the UK a ballas is 20 pounds worth of cannabis. Or an 8th of an ounce.

"yess fam, can I get dat ballas off you?"
"yeh roll up to tha Arb an meet me"

by youdunkno July 26, 2009

ballast

An term of enderment for your girlfriend/wife etc

Ive got a night out away from the ballast.

by Stuartgt-four May 31, 2005

blow ballast

To defecate (Royal Navy slang)

"Excuse me chaps, I need to blow ballast."

by Andy June 19, 2006

mushroom ballas

When ones penis tip is shaped like a fungi, which makes them a very funguy. This is often uncomfortable within the pants due to the exposure of the ballas itself. Sexual intercourse has been proven to be quite a struggle for whom who carries a mushroom ballas, due to the inappropriate size and shape.

Harvey: Hey, come over here, take a look at my John Thomas.
Bill: Good god man. You have a swollen beef curtain intruder.
Harvey: You could say it's a mushroom ballas.
Bill: Potent.

by potentguffankle January 12, 2011

ballast

The least attractive female in a group of females. Normally, female friends/aquaintances like to attach ballast to their group to make themselves look better.

Tom: Hey Rob check out that group of hotties over there by the bar.

Rob: Yeah but the one with the huge funbags is so ballast.

Tom: I'd still do her though, wouldn't you?

Rob: In a heartbeat

by Kevin Mooney October 5, 2006